Yeah, TS, I really like the photo! I’m curious as to what program you used? The only problem is that if I were to hang this photo on my door I would scare away not only the JW’s but just about any one else as well.
If you hung a sign on your door for the witnesses.....................
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tetrapod.sapien
hey darth,
i used photoshop 6.
it may scare away people, but just think of the demons you'd welcome in! now that'd be a party!
TS
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Chia
Mine would say simply, "F*ck off."
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DannyHaszard
No Trespassing Sign Will Keep
Witnesses Away from your DoorDanny Sez: Make sure you have one, and your neighbors have one! Check this out:
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AllAlongTheWatchtower
Heh, I've already said elsewhere in some other post that when/if I successfully get my wife out from under their spell, I will make some sort of sign that involves a Smurf eating some Lucky Charms. To avoid the appearance of being an ass to regular people, instead of some choice comments or phrases I had thought of originally, maybe just a simple Welcome word balloon coming from the Smurf.
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rawconscience
oooooo, i love smurfs and lucky charms. maybe my sign would say:
AWAKE!!! You've Been Sleeping
or LOVE!!!
or maybe something slightly cryptic like:
HOTEP!!!
or, more directly,
Your Traditions Have Deceived You!!!
or I Love You and I'll Never Turn My Back On You!!!
or maybe some gnostic jesus quote or maybe a perrenial riddle like:
See Self As The Servant To Serpents With Wings: Three is the Beginning of All Things
or It's OK, Love, It's OK!!!
or Chill The Fuck Out and Stop Being So Anal: Try Anal and Maybe Ye Shall See God
or YOUR GOD IS KILLING YOU!!!
or All Great Truth Begin as Blasphemy!!!
or Jesus forgave Hitler So I can Forgive You!!!,
or NEW LIGHT!!!
or A Child Will Lead You
or Jehovah is the Biggest, Greatest Oragasm in the Kosmos!!!
or Witness This!!!
or The Truth Will Set You Free, But First It Will Piss You Off!!!
and The Truth Is In Your Hearts, If You Do Not Go WITHIN you go WITHOUT
Breathe, And All Else Will Follow
Never Forget WHO YOU ARE and Where You Stand In The Struggle
really, I have much to say, but their fear and shame prevents them from openning their inner door...so, i try to love them as they are. this was fun, thanks for the inspiration to do this. -
Mulan
I went to a door once that had a great sign. I might choose that one.
"No Agents, No Solicitors, No Peddlers. Beware Jehovah's Witnesses. This especially means you"
I was shocked at the time, but now I just love it!!
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Dan-O
Come on in! Please cut WT magazines into sheets. Use hole punch, then slide hole over nail in wall next to toilet.
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free2beme
Merry Meet!
