by ballistic 23 Replies latest jw friends
I think he would quote people by saying "For just as you have written..."
Then he would start with "Truly I tell you today..."
And then come out with amazing, profound yet completely vague reference such as "For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned"
Maybe followed by an offer to turn the water into bacardi breezers at the next apostfest.
Any other ideas?
I think he'd offer to give me free cigarettes and tell me to turn on the water in the kitchen because he turned it into whiskey....and he'd reply to all the posts I write and tell me he loves me even if he disagrees with me...because he's Jesus.
get behind me satan
"Why am I limited to 75 posts per day? I have sermons to deliver ..."
or
Sorry AlanF is chosing not to post here at the moment ... oh, wait ... you meant the real Jesus, not someone who thinks he's Jesus?
I think he would hang out with us just like he hung out with the harlots, drinkers, thieves, basically the fun people.
I doubt he'd be caught dead hanging out with JWs.
"Why am I limited to 75 posts per day? I have sermons to deliver ..."
Now that is funny!
But I don't think he'd be hanging out here. The Society wouldn't approve, and all that.
But I don't think he'd be hanging out here. The Society wouldn't approve, and all that
Ha! Jeeprube, I see you spotted the "Jesus was the first apostate" thread now.
He would say that JWD is in fact the "new scrolls" spoken of in the book of Revelation.
If the JWs only knew...
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*Rodney Dangerfield voice* "Hey! I tell ya... I get NO respect!"
He would say, hey, the world has sure changed. Then, he would say, hey (again), i gotta get me back home to nazareth. Then, he would start on ariel sharon for his genocidal policies. Then, ariel sharon would have him dissappeared for 30 yrs or so.
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