What would Jesus say if he was a member of this forum? (page 2)

JH

He would tell us to get a life

I'd have many direct questions for him though, and I'd tell him not to answer me in parables.

Badger

Sorry AlanF is chosing not to post here at the moment ... oh, wait ... you meant the real Jesus, not someone who thinks he's Jesus?

You're a riot Simon, you really are.

ballistic

Actually, on a serious note, we have actually had a few posters here who believe they actually were \ are Jesus haven't we. No kiddin.

tetrapod.sapien

"hey brother, that's cool you don't think i really exist. pass the reefer anyways..."

Satanus

kid-A

I think Jesus would be using a Blackberry....

talesin

He would say,

Put the false prophets behind you, free your mind.

Then, back away from the computer, and revel in your freedom to practice real unconditional love in your life.

tal

ballistic

I was trying to find something in the bible about the internet - all I could find was this:

Habakkuk 1:16

16 Therefore he sacrifices to his net
and burns incense to his dragnet,
for by his net he lives in luxury
and enjoys the choicest food.

kid-A

Ballistic, thats awesome!

Leolaia

ballistic....Apostle Peter made his living the same way, with the nets. And like him, many of us are "fishers of men", at least trying to draw ppl from the b'Org.

What would Jesus say if he was a member of this forum?

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