BWAHAHAHAHAHA--WTF? Did anyone read this Pat Robertson article?

by IronGland 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • IronGland
    IronGland

    Apparently, God is not a theater fan . He prefers television

    Hollywood – Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year’s Emmy Awards. “By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath,” Robertson said on “The 700 Club” on Sunday. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”

    Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.

    “This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards,” Robertson explained to his approximately one million viewers. “America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.”

    Robertson added that other tragedies of the past several years can be linked to Degeneres’ growing national prominence. September, 2003, for example, is both the month that her talk show debuted and when insurgents first gained a foothold in Iraq following the successful March invasion. “Now we know why things took a turn for the worse,” he explained.

    In order to avoid further tragedy, Robertson called not only for the Television Academy to find a new heterosexual host, but to bar all homosexuals and bisexuals from taking part in the ceremony.

    He said employees at the Christian Broadcasting Network had put together a list of 283 nominees, presenters, and invited guests at the Emmys known to be of sexually deviant persuasions.

    “God already allows one awards show to promote the homosexual agenda,” Robertson declared. “But clearly He will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond the Tonys.”

  • jstalin
    jstalin

    I had a guy at work say to me (not knowing I'm agnostic) that the weekend Katrina hit was supposed to be a gay mardi gras in New Orleans. He implied the hurricane was god's work.

    I see, so god punished the poor folk who couldn't afford to leave the city by drowning them, and then left the French Quarter, ground zero of Sodomy, pretty much untouched?

    Sure. Sounds like an inefficient god who can't get much done.

  • Qcmbr
    Qcmbr

    Yea - that is garbage IMO - sad thing is the 1 million viewers.

  • Oroborus21
    Oroborus21

    Who is Dumber?

    The Dumb leading the Dumb or the Dumb following the Dumb?

    Dumb, Dumb, Dumb

    -Eduardo

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    Not that you can tell from the text, and not that this isn't EXACTLY the sort of thing Pat Robertson would say, but the article itself is satire. It apparently originated here: http://datelinehollywood.com/

    They even have a response from Pat (also satire) in which he denies it.

    Great stuff, I've never seen that site before. Thanks for posting this!

    Dave

  • in a new york bethel minute
    in a new york bethel minute

    man that shit makes me want to lose the whole christianity thing... maybe my conscience has been jaded and the witnesses are right, but let people do what they do and if it's wrong, God will deal with it. IF it's wrong

    bethel

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  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    Mr Robinson, here're your waterskis, here's your shark, here's your ramp and here's your boat.

    You know what to do.

  • JAVA
    JAVA
    sad thing is the 1 million viewers.

    Just when you think stupid has reached the limit, 1 million people proves you wrong........

  • Cygnus
    Cygnus
    the article itself is satire

    Yeah, I doubt even an extremist senile man such as Robertson would utter such ridiculousness in broadcast TV. Edited to add: Gary Bauer might, but not P.R.

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