Thanks jgnat!
This part made me chuckle to myself :
"Apostate" - the most evil word in the JW lexicon. Worse than Satan, worse than demons. Say the word, and watch real TERROR well up in the eyes of a JW. (See "Internet")
"Internet" - hiding out place for demons and apostates.
"Demons" - real SCARY beings. They just can't wait to "get in" to your body and mess you up. A group of bad, bad, spirit entities which somehow love to inhabit used clothing, furniture, lawn chairs, and mostly, apostates, to name a few. They are frequently seen lurking around garage sales, and antique shops.
I really needed that laugh, I could just pictures the fear well up in the eyes of poor JWs when they here about demons and apostates...and *shudders* internet!!lol