Please! I don't mean to be insensitive to the impending mortality issues that face many of us in this community...but I found the following article (Hillsboro, Oregon, 503-648-5444) quite laughable:
FINALLY
Eco-friendly "Green Burials"
will be available to families in the Pacific Northwest in the near future. Lakeside memorials in a dedicated & protected preserve area without embalming, outer burial containers or vaults required. Only natural biodegradable materials will be used. Green Burial properties will include ecological and environmental easements and restrictions to protect and maintain the natural and materially untouched state of the designated areas. Memorials are comprised of natural indigenous rocks, boulders, trees, and shrubs. Reservations are now being accepted. Help save our natural resources.
Geez! I wonder where they came up with this unique idea of burying the dead?