I need a god--damned religion gets me down

by gringojj 17 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • gringojj
    gringojj

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Charlton Heston at the end of the first planet of the apes, "God damn you all to hell!!!!"

  • Robdar
    Robdar

  • georgefoster
    georgefoster

    i don't get it. but I love to say goddamn.

  • Gretchen956
    Gretchen956

    ooh ooh, how profane and vulgar of you all!

  • blondie
    blondie

    I remember Bill Cosby, years ago, I believe on his album (yes, a 33-1/3 RPM vinyl record) titled, "Why is there Air?", making fun of people saying, "God," too much. He described The Lord, sitting on His Throne, to the angels, "Excuse me, fellas'," then saying, "What, what is it?" to the person who had just exclaimed His Name, in vain, for the 4,322nd time that year. He explained how keeping the universe in working order and welcoming people into Heaven was a full-time job, and that God was very, very busy; and then suggested his brother Rudy, as a possible option, since Rudy always seemed to be bored, and wouldn't mind being interrupted, and might even enjoy it. He said we should all say, "Rudy dammit," whenever we get angry.

  • chrissy
    chrissy
    “live in trailers with no class, taking heartache with hard work, Goddamn I am such a jerk, I can’t do anything”.

    -Modest Mouse

    ....its my tribute to the working class. the working poor. thats all.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Then there's James Taylor, "Damn, that traffic jam." Is it okay to damn traffic jams? Or is this offensive, too? A serious inquiry.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    i saw modest mouse in concert. two thumbs up!

    i have re-arranged the Blind Melon version of Steppenwolf's "Pusher", to come in line with theocratic thinking:

    Snow flakes rolling over my ear, goose bumping weather
    If I'm hungry at 4:30 in the morning, think god will deliver?
    And I'm oh so tired of you pushing that thorny crown
    Down onto my head so hard, my knees are two inches in the ground
    And I said, God -- damn, God -- damn that Bible pushin' man

    You know I smoked a lot of grass and I've popped a lot of pills
    But I've never done nothing that my spirit couldn't kill
    And I walk around with these tombstones in my eyes
    But I know the pusher don't care, if you live or if you die.
    And I said, God -- damn, God -- damn that Bible pushin' man.

    God -- damn, God -- damn, God -- damn, God -- damn, God -- damn

    Sincerely,

    TS

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    And then an adlib, I sure hope god will damn that pusherman.

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