Arnolds Body Building Tips! (page 3)

ASchwarzenegger

That was a pic of my twin brother Barnold who did a stand in for me. I was unavailable at the time for photo pic.

doofdaddy

I think this thread is mixed up with the one on meth .....

One time I was headed for a body building competion. I ran out on stage beacause I was late and began to scream and pose. I then realised that I was standing in the middle of a children's spelling B competion. I laughed out loud and said to a fat sweaty brat who was about to spell a word in the microphone, "Spell this!" And flexed my huge arms towards him. I breathed in a deep breath while I flexed and sucked him towards me, then exhaled and blew him off the stage.

ASchwarzenegger

Here is one of the transcripts during my audition for the role of Chewbacca.

I walked into the room naked except for wearing a Chewbacca mask and screamed, "RRRGGGAAAAHHHH!!"I then noticed George Lucas had a huge keg and walked over to him and said, "You should work-out more." And poked his keg. He said, "The only work-out I do is this." And took a bite of a huge Star Wars chocolate bar. The next day I came back for the role of Darth Vader. I got dressed up in costume and began my role. I said, "Luke, I am your fa-. EEEENNNNNEEAAA!!!" As I whipped out my huge magnum and shot a random noodle keg in the corner eating a donut. Then said, "Can I do this in the movie?" George Lucas said, "No. Get out." On my way out I whipped out a real lightsaber and chucked it like a boomerang towards George Lucas. But he blocked it with his force powers and floated out of the building while surrounded in a protective bubble.

ASchwarzenegger

Here is a story that will inspire you to become a body builder.

One time at the gym, Franco decided to leave early and did not want to spot me. I looked around the gym and could not find him. I then noticed him peaking across the gym at me with a horrified face as he left through the back entrance. I then started to run across the gym after him, taking giant stomps with a plain face. I chased him into the parking lot and jumped onto the hood of his car as he was backing out. I then smashed my face through the windshield and said, "Get out." with a plain face. "Holy Shit! Whatever you want! Just don't hurt me!" He exclaimed. I replied in a very low tone, "Aaaaaaah." He said, "What the fuck's your problem!?" I then smashed my fist through Franco's driver's side window and pulled him out, holding him in the air by his throat. I said, "I need you to spot my benchpress for one set." And through him into the gym. While he was flying across the parking lot his shorts got caught on a car antennae causing him to all of a sudden smash into the gym naked. But when I got back into the gym, he was not there. He had escaped again. So I ran out 200mph to his house with my huge legs and knocked on his door. He opened it a crack with the chain lock on. I then asked, "Franco Columbu?" He said, "Yes?" I then slammed open the door with an enraged face, pulled out my magnum while walking towards him aimed at his face. He then shit his pants at the site of my huge magnum with the most horrified baby face you can imagine. I then shot around his head 100mph with my huge 85 round clip.

doofdaddy

YAAAWWWNN.

Good night..I am the only one that was reading this shite

luna2

I just skimmed it, doof. Not much fun when there's no interaction, yanno?

Big Dog

Vhat is dis about?

ASchwarzenegger

Dis will show you how to build 10ft chest!

kid-A

I have no idea why, but I am laughing my ass off at this thread. Arnold, keep them coming!!

Arnolds Body Building Tips!

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