accidentally reading the astrology section on page 8 of their daily newspaper.
meeting up with a fellow work/school mate at the door.
wearing the same dress to the assembly as the sister they can't stand.
dragging toilet paper on their shoe to their seat after using the RR during a meeting.
having one of their boobs pop out when they come up from their baptism.
getting paired with sister hearing impaired in service.
marrying the pot bellied, balding nerd with glasses because he's the only "theocratic" brother available.
missing their period while they are still single.
having the book study at their house.
wearing two different colored shoes in service because they woke up late.
having someone ask them a real "good" question at the door they can't possibly answer
getting old and fat and never marrying.
...to be continued,
-ms. whip