Here's a riddle
Post something to make me laugh
by JH 65 Replies latest jw friends
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under74
Have you ever seen this website before? Here are some of my favorites....
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=katrina
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=real_men
or just go to the main site...http://maddox.xmission.com/
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Ellie
An old man walks into HSBC Bank and shouts to the Woman at the counter:
"I want to open a f**king Current account".
The astonished woman replies "I beg your pardon sir. I must have misunderstood you; what did you say?"
Listen up, you f**k. I said I want to open a f**king current account now!!".
I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank".
The cashier leaves the counter and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.
The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old man,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no f**king problem" the man says. "I just won 6 million quid on the f**king lottery and I just want to open a f**king current account, you bastard. I s that okay?"
"I see," says the manager, "and is this fat ugly bitch giving you a hard time?