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Ellie

Take a look at the two birds below
Study them closely and watch their habits
See if you can spot which of the two is the female
It can be done, even by one with no skills whatsoever in bird watching

ButtLight

It can be done, even by one with no skills whatsoever

Um, well, can it be done by blondes? Cause I cant figure it out!

JH

The one yappin' all the time is the female

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq, and concludes by saying:
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a violent gun battle in Baghdad"
"Oh MY GOD !", the President exclaims. "That's terrible" and slumps forward, head in hands.
His staff sit there, nervously watching, stunned at this display of emotion.
Finally the President looks up and asks......."How many is a Brazillion?"

ballistic

CountryGuy

D'oh, Ellie! You took my joke! I LOVED IT! Been laughing about it all week! CountryGuy

Ellie

Tired of getting stuck in slow moving traffic?
Want to have your own lane on the motorway?
Simple, tie these balloons to your car .

Belt it down the M25 or any other road you want to and when you get stopped by the police just tell them you thought they were real.

CountryGuy

Ellie,

That's the funniest sight I've seen in a LONG time! I gotta get me some of those for the morning commute!

CountryGuy

Ellie

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"

BrendaCloutier

Hawai'i Humour:

Dear Shawn.

Im writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you came to Hawaii. Sam read in the newpaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to chance their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though. Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. it only rained twice last week: the first time for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send . Your Uncle Jimbob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the big metal buttons on it. so we cut them off . They are in the pockets. We shipped it today. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and Sam out. Your sister whom you haven't met yet had a baby this morining. but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother ( you haven't met him yet).

Uncle Kevin Bob fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. Had him cremated. Burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Bubba Russell was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

Your favorite Papa Jack Bob
""""dirt road, Bubba town,
Hawaii on the Pahoa side.

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