Earthquake in the Middle East (Urgent) (page 2)

Soledad

Did you forget that 10 of the 12 tribes have already vanished into thin air long before this earthquake struck?

Anyway thanks for the chuckle

OldSoul

Caedes: just before you post you might like to consider hitting alt-f4 just before submitting it will make your posts much easier to read.

ROFL!!! Wiping tears...funny

kid-A

Looks like another one is flying over the cuckoo's nest.....is this guy sharing a room with kenneson over at Bellevue???

BrendaCloutier

To quote GringoJJ: "Obey!"

rolling on the floor

EliJah

Most so-called natural disasters are blamed on "Acts of GOD". However Jehovah GOD did not; detonate bombs, nuclear and otherwise upon the planet earth. MANKIND did, which weakened the earths structure.

Ha ha. You were obviously asleep in science class, when you went to school. You couldn`t "weaken the earths structure" if you detonated 10 nuclear bombs at the same spot simultaneously.

The effects of global warming, that`s another issue, and yes, mankind has had a negative effect on the evironment. But this has nothing to do with earthquakes at all! Mankind couldn`t do anything that would have any kind of effect on the rate of earthquakes at all! Floods and rising of the sea levels, yes, earthquakes, NO!

Quote: The surface of the earth is divided into seven major plates and seven minor ones. Plates interact in three major ways: They can move away from each other, move towards each other, or they can slide by each other.
Plates are like expansion joints within the earth. More heat cause the plates to expand more than usual; hence more movement in the earths structure. If you cause an underground explosion, what absorbs the heat and where does the heat dissipate? Also, in its simplest form, if you move one pile of dirt from point A to point B, it disrupts the chemical balance that has formed in that area.

The first disruption was caused by whom and at what given time in earths history. Noahs flood was caused by whom? Who decided to detonate nuclear bombs upon the planet earth, for what reason? This is what Jehovah God has to correct, spirit entities and mans wicked ways, period. What class did you take to learn your mocking?

The Faithful Slave

doogie

Plates are like expansion joints within the earth.

no, they aren't. continental plates don't grow or expand whatsoever. i guess if there's one thing jehovah is reliable about it's scientific accuracy, eh prophet boy?

More heat cause the plates to expand more than usual; hence more movement in the earths structure.

no, it doesn't, you goon.

EliJah

Did you forget that 10 of the 12 tribes have already vanished into thin air long before this earthquake struck?
Anyway thanks for the chuckle

Where did they go? I am a decendant of these Twelve Tribes, which one? The two tribes in the Middle East are which two? The Faithful Slave

5 Out of the tribe of Judah twelve thousand sealed;
out of the tribe of Reu´ben twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Gad twelve thousand;

6 out of the tribe of Ash´er twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Naph´ta·li twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Ma·nas´seh twelve thousand;

7 out of the tribe of Sim´e·on twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Le´vi twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Is´sa·char twelve thousand;

8 out of the tribe of Zeb´u·lun twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Joseph twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Benjamin twelve thousand sealed.

Sam the Man

Get your head examined mate.

kid-A

Pal, I think anybody that refers to themselves as "The Faithful and Discreet Slave of JAH, ALLAH, AND JESUS CHRIST" is pretty much begging for a little mockery, wouldnt you say?

This post is even loonier than the standard crap being printed in the watchtower these days!!!

p.s. noah's flood is cultural myth based on ancient mesopotamian legends, there is NO proof of this ever taking place.

Earthquake in the Middle East (Urgent)

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