10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

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10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

OldSoul

blacks still can't marry whites

Damn! I'm in trouble!

[whispers heard from stage left]

What?

[whispers heard from stage left]

Oh, it was a joke. Oh. Okay then.

OldSoul

Gretchen956

This title startled me until I saw who started the thread!

Sherry

Satanus

Point 07, gay marriages produce gay children. Those gay children produce more, etc etc, until gayism starts to become pandemic. Soon straights will be in the minority, soon to be outlawed. Best stop it now.

S

Big Dog

Nope, I'm all for it, why should we straight folks have a lock on divorce, custody battles, property settlement disputes, etc. For the gay folks, be careful what you wish for...

OldSoul

Big Dog, I know what your profession is: Divorce Attorney! LOL

Big Dog

Old Soul, can't you see it, a whole new sub-specialty, gay divorce specialist. Get in on the ground floor and make a killing.

candidlynuts

(male) gay marriage is wrong cuz it provides 2 males in which to carry the trash out...

not fair, in my household there's only one male and he's crippled so i gotta take the trash out.

(female) gay marriage is wrong cuz.................i cant think of any good reasons, having 2 women in the house sounds pretty damn good. 2 to cook, 2 to do dishes and laundry, 2 to share clothes with...... 4 boobies.....dont sound bad at all lmao

OldSoul

Candidlynuts,

Sounds like a strong argument for polygamy...

OldSoul

candidlynuts

yeah.. well i dont object to that either lol..PLEASE bring another woman in to help cook / clean /finance life!

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

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