10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong (page 2)

upside/down

4 boobies.....dont sound bad at all lmao

I'm game...

u/d

Big Dog

Old Soul, you've really got me thinking, I'm going to get political and see what I can do to push this gay marriage thing through. I am thinking of all the benefits to yours truly here:

Its my understanding that gay relationships tend to be shorter lived, great more work for me.

Gays tend to be more affluent than straight folks, excellent news, less hassle about getting paid up front to do the divorce.

With heteros, a fair amount of the property issues are fairly easy to settle, she gets the jewelry, he gets the tools, she wants the Escalade, he wants the Porsche, but with a gay couple, and imagine this a gay couple that are roughly the same size, my God we could be fighting over every pair of shoes in the closet, the Prada hand bags, the suits, it boggles the mind.

So the dream case would be an affluent gay couple that can wear the same clothes and have the same interests, ie. they both golf, etc. and both want the equipment.

I've got to write my state legislature, there is a whole huge economic windfall to be had here.

p.s. Old Soul, Pro Bono? Are you kidding me?

OldSoul

Big Dog,

While you are at it, push for polygamy. Imagine: three wives, each roughly the same build, arguing over who sacrficed more for the family.

WOW!

OldSoul

p.s. I said pro bono for a deserving couple. Plus, I like saying "pro bono." It doesn't sound like what it means

JustTickledPink

Hilarious.

I say who cares. If everyone has the right to vote, right to bear arms, then give everyone the right to marry.

AlmostAtheist

That's beautiful stuff, I love it. I don't laugh out loud often enough, but these got me there. Thanks!

Dave

Big Dog

Old Soul, I am going to be opening offices in San Francisco and Salt Lake City.

Rabbit

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

Obviously... That's the best one, imo.

Funny !

joelbear

i'm sick of the word gay, i want to be called mufestadons!

Beachbender

Life`s to short, " live and let live I say"! God there`s enough laws constantly telling us how and when to do things. Lets save the courts for getting the "bad guys" off the streets!

Not to change the subject but....... does that say that today is your B-Day AlmostAtheist??!
If so, then "Happy Birthday to you"!!!!

Jankyn

That was a hoot, Avi. Thanks for the chuckle.

Jankyn

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

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