Seven watchmen perched on a watchtower
Above the stupid sheep they hover
One was Lösch, who always looked lost
Another was Herd, who was rude & curt
Yet another was Splane, who was quite insane
But he was no match for Lett, who by his facial expressions revealed he was mad!
Then there was Jackson, all talk but no action
The youngest was Sanderson, who had neither wife nor son
The most famous was Anthony Morris the Turd
He hated tight pants so much it was absurd!
Seven crazy men perched on a watchtower
Over the stupid sheep they hold power