tight-pantsgate?
The great WT rebranding?
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Men are not looking forward to becoming Elders or Ministerial Servants
by Hidden-Window ini have noticed an apparently increasing number of men who are not interested in becoming ministerial servants or elders.
i also know of some that have voluntarily stepped down (which is my case) for no obvious solid reason.. i remember, during my teenage years or even during my twenties, the brothers were always looking forward to being appointed... although many still do, i have noticed there are many others with whom you do not know what the deal is.. since there is no freedom of speech within the organization, we remain in the dark about the motives and desires of everybody else.
i attend a congregation with only two ministerial servants, while it is full of men who do not seem to be willing to do more.. it is hard to tell exactly what is going on, since honesty is not possible while you are inside, but i am starting to think that more and more are becoming disillusioned.... .
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Anyone with any sense would have to be aware of the pitfalls of appointment,
not just for the appointed man but his whole "household"comes under scrutiny. FT!
Then there are others who would serve, but don't have the "spiritual qualifications" as per the local elders.
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Naked Gun - absurdly funny!
by sparrowdown inoh i do enjoy a good laugh.
i watched the naked gun movie last night i was surprised at.
how funny it still is or maybe i was just in the mood for some silliness.
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Naked Gun:
Neilsen's line to Priscilla Presley's character : "Nice beaver"
She replies: "Thanks, I just got it stuffed" ( hands him a stuffed beaver)
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For Active Jehovah's Witnesses
by The Searcher inthis is a reminder for some, and fresh bible guidance for new arrivals to this site.. have you been "witnessing" today, or are you planning to?.
revelation 12:17 - ".......and have the work of bearing witness to jesus.".
acts 8:16 - ".......been baptized in the name of the lord jesus.".
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Bro/Sis Average says "whaaaat....who is this Jesus, is he an apostate?"
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Deck the Kingdom Halls
by sparrowdown ini have discovered why the gb-rinch canceled christmas.
(apart from them being fun-sucking assholes and "christ" is in the name.).
the christmas carol deck the halls clearly gives the command to:.
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"Gay apparel?" -definitely skinny pants.
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RNWT Bible Needs to be Revised Again!
by The Searcher ini'll restrain myself from commenting on jw.org's perversion of this scripture - i'll leave that to others.. however, for lurkers and active witnesses here, why not ask one of your local glorious ones to explain how these non-scriptural words found their way into the silver sword, but don't appear in the original greek, or even in the kingdom interlinear.. (2 corinthians 9:13) "through the proof that this relief ministry gives, they glorify god because you are submissive to the good news about the christ, as you publicly declared, and because you are generous in your contribution to them and to all.".
https://www.blueletterbible.org/bible.cfm?b=2co&c=9&t=kjv#s=t_conc_1087013.
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sparrowdown
It had to happen eventually.
If other Bbile versions don't suppoort the WTs deceptions the
only choice they had was to write their own.
Hey presto Fifty Shades of Silver
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Any news from the elder schools held this month in Canada& USA
by wannaexit in......inquiring minds want to know.
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How To Be a Good Little Elder School.
Talk: How to Judge Without Appearing Like A Douche
Symposium: Who's Ass To Kiss and Who Should Be Kissing Yours
Demostration: How To Goosestep to the dubstep version of the KM "Listen Obey and Be Blessed"
Lunchbreak Menu: We are so Humble Pie
After Lunch: Funniest JC videos
Talk and Demonstartion : Does My Junk Look Hot in These Tight Pants.
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"My Husband's Not Gay" New Show on TLC Channel
by ShirleyW in"my husband's not gay" a special airing on january 11 follows a group of mormon men who say they are happily married and attracted to their wives but are attracted to men also .
whhaaaaattt !!!!.
first of all don't mormons look down on the gay lifestyle, and they also shun members like jws do.. well, all i can say is i'm waiting for jw version of this show, if they're featuring mormons, the dubs must be next !.
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sparrowdown
The witness version would be: My Husband's Not Into Porn.
I love these ironic titles to shows.
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What is truth?
by Heisenberg inwell, i have been lurking on this site for several months and i recently decided to join as a member.
i have made several observations and would like to make a few comments.. first, i am perplexed by the attitude of many on this site that are either former or active (but apostate) jws.
they seem to have a strong hatred for the wts and also for rank and file jws.
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What is truth?
Truth is whatever the "faithful slave" says it is.
Thankyou for the excerpt from "The World According to Heisenberg".
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is this weird or is it me?
by sowhatnow ini got here a 1998 awake bound volume and im leafing through it and found the december issue with the cover jesus what did he really look like who is he.. in the photo, there is a scetching of jesus along side a color artists picture .
the hand looks odd.
who would draw a hand like that?.
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sparrowdown
Maybe Jesus is giving the finger.