I had two witnesses come to the door to ask "if I wanted an invitation."
First off wtf? If I "want"an invitation???!!! They know me. I am a baptized witness from the congregation.
I asked why I needed an invitation at all since I am not DFed nor DAed don't I already have an open invitation to the KH?
He just mumbled yes of course and squirmed turned an interesting shade of vermillion. I thanked him for coming but assured him that I keep up to date from the website and I know I can go to the hall whenever I choose.