I do enjoy animals stories, this is a funny one I’d like to share with you all:
If you’ve one please tell me the story
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So 2 male lions were living and chasing together, they met 2 female lions. So the males began to fight to know witch one will get the finest cake. (I just wondered why because they were two for two … to me, both females were looking the same). One of them won and began to do the female he chooses.
The other lion sat down and was looking very disappointed and frustrated. But the other female was walking around him/it like she was saying: Hey guy I’m here DO ME ! But the lion was reacting like : I DON’T CARE … After a while still turning around him/it the female seems to be very frustrated, she/it just gave him a HUGE SLAP on his/its FACE … SO FUCKING FUNNY … The lion didn’t even react neither stand up ! He/it was just looking at her like, WHAT’s WRONG WITH YOU FEMALE ! I STILL DON’T CARE …
An other on (not funny but interesting) that I have posted in an other thread who was not dedicated to it :
You know that males and females don’t stay together … Females are taking care of their children (no matter who’s the mother they act like in a nursery) and they are lead by the oldest able female.
So one mother and her little elephant was lost, the mother have been killed, and his baby was in danger, he actually get prisoner in a big hole of mud. A herd of female (with their kids) found the baby on their way. They tried hard to get him out of the mud but they were taking risk in staying also in the mud so they couldn’t try to get in the hole to push him out. After a while they’ve got a meeting like they were wondering what they should do … they decided to try again … but failed again … had a new meeting … tried again and failed again … had a new meeting and decided to give up (I guess it was too tiring and they have to think about the other kids, also thinking that the baby was already too weak and that he be a problem for the whole herb) so they left the baby in the hole of mud.
After a while, a few hyenas was turning around the baby elephant, it began to cry, the herb heard the baby crying. And you know what ? Half of the herb (the others had to stay with the kids) turned back running to protect the baby from the hyenas (who ran away of course, just in hearing the noise, and trembling of a few elephants running force) and the best of all they finally get him out of the hole of mud.
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