As a self ordained spokes person for his majesty jehovah,,I would like to dutifully carry out my comission faithfully,, so as not to incurr the wrath of his most highness.
Now for those of you who do not believe me to be jehovah's self-appointed spokesman,, just ask Jehovah for yourself,, if he don't answer you,, it means youv'e probably pissed him off,, and in that case he ain't gonna answer you so you'll just have to take my word for.
This is what jehovah of armies says:::: " You guys are starting to really piss me off,, who told to you can examine the Bible,,, to see if this is my word,, or not,,, you have such little faith,,, you keep searching the scriptures,,, to find out if there are faults,,, well,,, you know how I feel about faith,,, and you people are not exercising that right now,,, why if I had a lightning bolt right now,,, I smite every one of yus,,, your'e a noisy,, lot!!!"
"What ever happened to good old-fashioned,,, faith??? None of this proving it,, just beleive for christsakes!"
"All of a sudden now everybody wants proof that I exist,,,what ever happen to just beleive in me without the proof,,Asking me for proof is a good way to get me very angry!!!!"
"You guys are giving me a big supper headache with all you're demands for proof,, just shut your pieholes,,,,because,,, I've got a headache,,, and my headache is much more important than your measly need for proof,.,why I outa smite the whole lot of yus right now,,just for ha ha's. Pipe down all you ungreatful ones of the earth,,, you are giving me a headache."
The words of jehovah have come to an end. And
"I" "frankie" have faithfully,, and dutifully have carried out
"""my comission""" to not add or subtract from the word of jehovah,, may all have peace and be blessed, that is if jehovah wills.