AlphaMan,
Ha Ha Ha, LOL, that is so funny! The best humor is reality based humor! If it wasn't for my sense of humor, I would've killed myself years ago.
I kind of had a mental picture of Dick Cheney addressing the prisoners at Gitmo:
Cheney: "Okay men, the choice is yours. You can be subjected to water boarding, or you can begin attending the meetings of Jehovah's Witnesses at the Kingdom Hall!"
Detainees (in unison): (Collective sigh, heads down, pouting), "We'll take the water boarding."