Topics Started by Protarded

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Sheep who mate in front of stripey trees will produce stripey offspring
by purrpurr in
1. watchtower
2. bible
genesis 30:37 leaving aside the whole "joseph cheats laham out of his flock" issue.

one passage of scripture that i've missed until now is 30:37 where it says how joseph got all the sheep to be stripey etc ( btw have you ever seen a stripey sheep?

cos i certainly haven't!).
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Killer raised a JW
by ducatijoe in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
shooter in virginia of live news crew was raised a jw.

wonder if the borg will post anything about that?

doubt it
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Jehovah's people are the happiest people on earth!
by Coded Logic in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
so this afternoon my roommate and i decided to go grab some dinner from the local chipotle and, as we live only a short distance from the franchise, we decided it was a good idea to walk.

little did i know that the j-dubs district convention here in sacramento was just getting out (the auditorium is literally smack in the middle of downtown and its attendees have to park in garages scattered a couple blocks away in every direction) so men in cheap suits and women in unflattering dress' were walking all over the place as though someone had antagonized their ungodly ant hill.

and, for sacramento, this of course is the complete opposite of the normative - that is to say, our streets are usually filled with well dressed, immaculately groomed, 'i know exactly where i'm going' government officials that monopolize the state capitol m-f. .
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Abuse of a Slow neighbor.
by Protarded in
1. social
2. relationships
i figured relationship would be appropriate.

so my next door neigbor is, not slow.

she's pretty sharp.
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Why hasn’t someone gotten real pissed off yet?
by John Aquila in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
i keep reading of some guy who is so upset at someone that he goes into a theater and shoots 20 people..

or a kid that is so mad that the other kids made fun of him that he goes to school and shoots a bunch of kids..

or some guy that was fired from his job and he goes back and shoots of bunch of his workers.
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GB Permits Texas Two-Step on Kingdom Hall Stage, etc.
by TakeOffTheCrown in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
the governing body not writing their own articles is on this thread: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/370640004/gb-providing-food-helpers-write-articles?size=10&page=1.

but, something more sinister, more serious is taking place in the congregations.

the governing body have allowed very disturbing activities to take place in the kingdom halls and during the conventions.
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Do you have a JW hero?
by Island Man in
1. jw
2. experiences
when i say jw hero i mean a jw who courageously did what was right despite the indoctrination and peer pressure to conform to cultishness.

i have an unknown jw hero that i've never met but only heard of from an experience relayed to me about an incident at a jw funeral.. i was told that at a jw funeral internment, a non-jw put a wreath in the shape of a cross on the grave.

shortly thereafter a jw elder came up and removed the wreath.
7
My new jesus chain
by Protarded in
1. jw
2. experiences
i was out shopping today and ran across a fantastic cross.

white and yellow gold.

i don't need to explaine the taboo of the cross.i bought the shit out of that crux necklace.
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On the Relevancy of The Institutionalization of Sin
by Perry in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
child murder, sodomy & corrupting the human genome are not new sins, they are old ones.

what is new is their institutionalization.

but even that isn't totally new.
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No end to JW logic, Oranges can make you gay
by James Mixon in
1. watchtower
2. bible
i was told that today by a jw...no more to say.