chronic fatigue syndrome. works every time.
see by the time I get home from work, im so exhausted that i cant move, or even think strait and wouldn't get a thing out of the meetings. it would be embarrassing to go and fall asleep. its a chronic condition.
go to a meeting, and then fall asleep... ive seen it.
oh and 'I listen in on the phone'
whos gonna question it? its absolutely been true for many people that i know.