Posts by Yondaime

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WHAT IS YOUR "AFTER MEETING RITUAL? "

by brandnew in

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me ?

my after meeting ritual, is getting my suit off, and a beer in my hand....in less than 2 minutes from entering my door.

Yondaime

If its after a meeting where I have no assignments I'll have some milk n cereal as a snack or a glass of water.

If I gave a talk, watchtower/book study reading, or a part during the service meeting , I Binge on food like a mad man once I get home.

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What was the longest Elder Meeting you have ever experienced?

by Yondaime in

a couple years back my hall had around 12 elders, and the body was literally divided into little factions of elders(gotta love jehovah's holy spirit !).

the branch sent 2 more elders to help resolve the issues between them, and that didn't help at all.. so when the circuit overseer visited, a meeting was held after the sunday meeting.

i waited in the hall by myself since the rest of my family was out of town for a certain family event.

A couple years back my hall had around 12 elders, and the body was literally divided into little factions of elders(Gotta love Jehovah's holy spirit !). The branch sent 2 more elders to help resolve the issues between them, and that didn't help at all.

So when the Circuit Overseer visited, a meeting was held after the Sunday meeting. I waited in the hall by myself since the rest of my family was out of town for a certain family event. I literally assisted 2 different meetings during my dads elder meeting. One in French and one in Spanish. Luckily I was friends with some people in the Spanish congregation, so I got to go out to eat with a family. I would've asked them to take me home, but I lived a 45 min drive from the hall I attended,thinking that the meeting would end by the time I returned, I asked them to bring me back.Once I returned to the hall the meeting was still going on, but this time you could hear yelling and a huge table-slapping noise. I was mortified and did not believe what was happening.

Couple hours later the meeting finally ended, and my Dad finally came out. Everyone including the Circuit Overseer looked tired, and their faces were sweaty. One of the elders looked like they were about to pass out. My Sunday meeting ended at 12:45 pm, and the elder meeting finished at around 9:30 at night. I was able to assist two meetings and go out to dinner! Once I returned it was still happening.

After that meeting 7 of the 12 elders were relieved of their positions.

What was the longest elder meeting you've ever experienced?

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Did you ever hear yourself as a JW say something and think, did that just come out of my mouth?

by Wasanelder Once in

i was driving with a long time non-witness friend when a song by supertramp came on the radio and i changed it.

she asked "why did you do that?

i like that song.

Yondaime

Before I had woken up I had said that shunning relatives was good because it would encourage them to return.This was during a watchtower study. If I could go back in time I'd punch that version of me in the face lol.

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0 to 100 Real Quick? How many meetings can I miss w/o being harassed?

by Yondaime in

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missed two in a row and got no grief.

should i keep the streak going and see what happens?.

by the way, i made my college's basketball pratice squad, to help workout the team during scrimmages .

Yondaime

Missed two in a row and got no grief. Should I keep the streak going and see what happens?

By the way, I made my college's basketball pratice squad, to help workout the team during scrimmages

Finished w/ a 3.65 gpa for ny first semester.

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As a JW Did You Often Feel "Guilty" About Something?

by minimus in

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if muslim is supposed to be the religion of peace, jehovah's witnesses has to be the religion of guilt..

Yondaime

When I was 14 I watched porn for the first time. I felt so guilty that I almost went to the elders to confess. Good thing I didn't lol, my PO's elderette wife probably would've invited the whole congo just to gossip about it, like she does every sunday after the meeting to talk smack about everyone else.

The funny thing is their clique will have dinners every sunday after the meeting to gossip. I'm always invited since Im good friends with their son. And they NEVER invite the speaker,even if he has no where to eat. She does this on purpose so that once me and their son go out to play basketball they can start talking about EVERYBODY.

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How did your family react when you made it known that you did not want to be a JW anymore?

by Yondaime in

please share your experiences..

Yondaime

Thanks for the experiences guys!!!!

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How did your family react when you made it known that you did not want to be a JW anymore?

by Yondaime in

please share your experiences..

Yondaime

Please share your experiences.

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2 Faced JWs and Thanksgiving

by minimus in

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many jws enjoy turkey on thanksgiving day and are often discreet about their indulgences.

why be two faced?

why try to excuse it?.

Yondaime

In my lifetime I've been to two jw dinners that happened to "accidentally" fall on the day of thanksgiving.

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Ferguson Situation reinforcing my family's delusions. Is it doing the same to yours?

by Yondaime in

lol they keep saying that this is truly satans system and all that crap.how people in the world are so judgemental and crazy.. anyone else getting sick of this?.

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Yondaime

Thanks for the info guys, WTWizard ur right, after every major disaster in history jws say the same thing. Finkelstein that pic is priceless lol.

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Ferguson Situation reinforcing my family's delusions. Is it doing the same to yours?

by Yondaime in

lol they keep saying that this is truly satans system and all that crap.how people in the world are so judgemental and crazy.. anyone else getting sick of this?.

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Yondaime

Lol they keep saying that this is truly satans system and all that crap.How people in the world are so judgemental and crazy.

Anyone else getting sick of this?