Topics Started by SpeedRacer

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What is the wackiest or strangest teaching that Witnesses adhere to?
by stuckinarut2 in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i guess there are many, but what would be the strangest teaching, or "wackiest" ?.

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You know!
by SpeedRacer in
1. social
2. humour
a particularly fat and ugly woman walks into a pet store to buy her pit bull some dog food.

she passes a huge parrot on an open stand as she walks down the dog food isle.

as she is looking through the dog food brands she hears a pssssst......then another psssst... behind her.
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Circuit Assembly Summary
by piztjw in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i thought to give a more comprehensive summary, however this pretty well sums up the entire wasted day.. stand and sing.. prayer thanking the gb.. only jw's will survive "the end".. do more.

preach more.

indoctrinate your children more.
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Reverse Shunning
by exwhyzee in
1. watchtower
2. bible
someting happened yesterday that i thought might be noteworty enough to relate to you here.. mrs. eyz and i were invited to my new boss's home for his annual end of summer party.

it's a pretty big deal....his is a name known locally (i'll call him j.r.) a really nice interesting guy who's held a number of high level and politically connected jobs.

there was to be music, dancing, wine and reprotedly lots of well dressed, well educated, well to do and influential people (oh yes...and us) in attendance.. anyway we thought we'd make an occasion out of it and got ourselves spiffed up which involved new outfits and extra mirror time before we left home.
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Reinstatement via Old Cong.
by startingover13 in
1. jw
2. friends
i've applied to be reinstatement in a new city after attending meetings for a bit.

i wrote my letter and they heard my case.

they were very helpful.
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PART TWO of AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE BY A PRACTICING JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
by Sparks in
1. jw
2. friends
while you are sitting there reading this, there are literally hundreds of thousands of young males and females all over the world [ mostly in america / canada and england] sitting in their grotty little smelly bedrooms or flats, designing computer viruses that they will up-load onto web-sites to cause anonymous innocent peoples computers to malfunction.

these creeps spend literally weeks,months or even years hoping to make a computer viruses that will get into peoples computer bios to completely destroy their computers.

they never see the peoples anger, frustration and distress.... the damage can cost each person about 1,000 [ $1,660.74 ] or more to replace a basic new laptop or tower.
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Copy of my DA Letter
by airborne in
1. jw
2. friends
this is my first time posting here, although i have been a visitor to it for around a year.

after doing a simple google search under "jehovah'switnesses" over a year ago, i found ttat.

i was deeply unhappy with the congregation and decided to educate myself, and boy what an education i have gotten so far.
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Finding a new family? First post!
by SpeedRacer in
1. jw
2. friends
i have been lurking and reading for a couple weeks now.

i love the topics and it has inspired me to say hello to all my fellow apostates.

i was awakened to how my family feels about me and my wife shortly after the international assembly.
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Watched Dexter and loved it. Then watched Homeland and loved that too. What should I watch next?
by Amelia Ashton in
1. social
2. physical
hi guys,.

i am so out of touch with tv shows and i have got a lot of catching up to do.. some-one suggested dexter and it was fantastic and what an ending.

really loved it.
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Moshe visits a KH today- did he walk out or was he thrown out?
by moshe in
1. jw
2. experiences
i walked in about 10 minutes prior to the start of the meeting- i sure looked like an unusual visitor wearing my best jeans a golf shirt and my yarmulke.. the first brother who approached me was an slighly built late middle age guy- he gave me a big hello and extended his hand.

i pulled out my 'end of false religion tract' and showed it to him.

"did you put this in my door?