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  Happy Holidays to All of You From Lee

  by Lady Lee in

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  morty

  and a very Merry Christmas to you and your family as well Lady Lee

  Love Morty
  
  
  
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  Does True Love Still Exist??

  by [email protected] in

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  i have been goin out with this girl for a few months now and weve spent sooo much time together.

  things seem to be goin really well and i feel like we will end up gettin married.

  but she seems to put her studies and family before me.

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  Are you a Jw??

  Inquiring minds would like to know?
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  A Merry Cajun Christmas to Yall!

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  ol' st. nick be roundin' up da gators fo' to pull his skiff, so yall have a good 'un, ya heah?

  jes' don' drink till yall git stiff....an' by da by, visit da followin' url to read da cajun night befo' christmas befo' yall snuggle down in da duvet:.

  http://christmas.rtdl.net/stories/cajunchristmas.htm.

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  Merry Cajun to you as well Frannie!!!

  Your avatar is Bananaly Cute!

  Merry Christmas Frannie

  Love Morty
  
  
  
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  What's in a Name?

  by Thunder Rider in

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  ok, this has probably been done before and i missed it, but i want to know what your member names mean.

  is there a special story behind your online handle?

  mine is pretty self evident.

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  well, morton is my last name and 68 is the year I was born....

  It was a tough one to come with....

  actually really did not plan on sticking around, so I did not put much thought into it...needless to say, I was wrong, and I wish I had done something else now
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  Secret Santa II......

  by Gadget in

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  i've just read in another thread that due to circumstances the secret santa for this year hasn't been able to happen, so i want to try and organise another one!.

  according to the lady at the post office, the closing date for international mail to be delivered before xmas is this week, but for post on the same continent we still have a few weeks so i'll try and take that into account so everyone can have their prezzy before christmas day.

  if everyone who wants to join in can pm or email me at [email protected] with their details before 12noon sunday 30th november(uk time), i'll try and get the details back to you by sunday night.

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  I think I am going to be sick...

  My gift is still not there?????????????????????????????????

  Only 2 more postal days!!!!!
  
  
  
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  Baby picture.................

  by Sunnygal41 in

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  i know there's a thread somewhere here on this subject, but i'm feeling too lazy tonite to look for it, so, here i am at 6 months old...........all 33 lbs of me!.

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  sorry.....try to get pic to upload....i will try again
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  Just popping in to say Hi!

  by Coeur de Lion in

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  hello, i am new here, and i am hoping to stay a while.

  it will take me a while to find my way round.. a couple of questions.

  1. any good suggestions on where i can find more details on "the best way" to leave this god forsaken organization?.

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  Coerur de lion,

  WELCOME to the Fourm!!!!!

  There is alot of links here, that would useful to you, it just depends what your connections within the borg are...ie, family,

  It is like a whole new family here for me..

  Morty
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  Secret Santa II......

  by Gadget in

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  i've just read in another thread that due to circumstances the secret santa for this year hasn't been able to happen, so i want to try and organise another one!.

  according to the lady at the post office, the closing date for international mail to be delivered before xmas is this week, but for post on the same continent we still have a few weeks so i'll try and take that into account so everyone can have their prezzy before christmas day.

  if everyone who wants to join in can pm or email me at [email protected] with their details before 12noon sunday 30th november(uk time), i'll try and get the details back to you by sunday night.

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  Still no gifty from Morty to__________..

  I am getting mad at the postal service now.....

  It hope it gets to the right part of the world soon...
  
  
  
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  gene splicing

  by Heatmiser in

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  q: what do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?.

  a: most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

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  lmao@heat

  very cute...
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  New craze in Nova Scotia this year..TURDUCKIN..

  by Special K in

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  I have never heard of it before...

  Would love to try it though...does the turkey and duck have the bones taken out?

  And I want to know, is it greasy?? I know when I cook duck,I have to cook it up out of the roaster,so the grease drips on the bottem of the pan..

  Sounds really good....anyone want to share how to cook it?

  Morty