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  Strangest thing just happen to me...

  by William Penwell in

  1. social
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  i just picked up my phone messages on my telephone messaging service.

  some woman identifies herself and then says she is my next door neighbor.

  she goes on to say that she meant to phone me earlier to invite me out for drinks.

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  morty

  Quite wondering, and ask her out on a date.....Whats it really going to hurt??

  You will never know what really gives, if you dont go out with her,,,

  Morty
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  Beards, can someone explain?

  by Satans little helper in

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  2. friends

  can someone give me a sensible explaination as to why the jw's have banned beards?

  i was df'd in '90 just as this was becoming a big deal and at the time i thought it was completely rediculous what with jesus probably having a beard.

  it was one of the many things that led me to seeing that the gb make arbitrary rules and that the organisation has more to do with control than religion.

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  They did'nt say anything about my Aunts beard at the meetings!!
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  Englishman explains.

  by Englishman in

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  sorry folks, i'm out of action at the moment.

  my pc has gone down the swannee big time and i can't see me geting back on line until after xmas at least.

  i'm borrowing a friends supa dupa new one right now.. so!

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  Merry Christmas to you and Mrs,Eman as well......

  I wondered where you had been...and like someone else said, hopefully you will have a new pc for x-mas...( thats what my kids want as well)

  Morty
  
  
  
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  To Scooby Snax

  by Big Tex in

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  on another thread scooby snax said: my grandad died yesterday evening.

  said he felt unwell took himself to bed.

  my nan checked on him a bit later, and found he'd died in his sleep.

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  ((((((SCOOBY)))))))
  

  So sorry to hear, you lost your grandad...Wishing it was not this time of the year for you....

  I lost my papa 5 years ago this New Years Eve....

  I do have my many wonderful memories to live with now...

  ((((hugs))))))

  Morty
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  Atheist ?

  by gentlesoul in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have to ask, how many here have become non believers in god and christ since leaving the jehovahs witnesses and why?

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  morty

  It is sad, But i donot believe in god anymore....

  why? I am not sure of this, but it does sometimes bother me, that I dont have a heavenly one to look up to....

  It just makes it hard for me to explain to my kids how we got here on this earth...They want to know about the one upstairs, and I have know truthful answer to give them...I just hope that one day, when they are ready to investigate religion that they find there own true god...
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  Anybody know what this is?

  by funkyderek in

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  the tape measure is only there for comparison.

  any ideas, i can win a bottle of wine if i get the answer in the next two hours or so....

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  morty

  damn, I would have never guessed that in a million years....
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  Just popping in to say Hi!

  by Coeur de Lion in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hello, i am new here, and i am hoping to stay a while.

  it will take me a while to find my way round.. a couple of questions.

  1. any good suggestions on where i can find more details on "the best way" to leave this god forsaken organization?.

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  morty

  Theres no way he would have tryed this again, unless he really is stuck on stupid??

  Please say it isnt so....
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  Get on the 2004 Birthday Calendar

  by nicolaou in

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  this is the current 2003 birthday calendar, just leave your details here if you'd like to be included in next years.

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  morty

  well since no one wanted to explain it to me, I guess I am in...

  Aug 21 is my b-d
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  7 Ways to Kill a Man - and still collect the insurance!

  by czarofmischief in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  we all want to kill our husbands.

  it's only natural.

  so, as a measure of my christian love for my soon-to-be-single-and-wealthy sisters, i'd like to offer forward a few suggestions.. 1) snap his neck.

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  morty

  OMG CZAR!!!!!!!!

  LMAO....

  This was way to funny......

  I think I will try # 3....,,That will work for me....
  
  
  
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  Anybody know what this is?

  by funkyderek in

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  the tape measure is only there for comparison.

  any ideas, i can win a bottle of wine if i get the answer in the next two hours or so....

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  morty

  For god sakes people, it is a capital "T"