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  Blood on my hand

  by Vivamus in

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  i cut my hand.. .

  actually, i didn't, a shitload of glasses fell, and one shattered on my hand.

  so in essence, it wasn't me who cut my hand, it wasn't my fault.

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  morty

  sorry about your mishap hon,get your honey to fix it......lol
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  Minimus & His Mother

  by minimus in

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  i love my mother dearly.

  she is a very good person in her late 70's.

  she's caring and a "good christian woman".

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  Min,

  You can always, agree to disagree......that has always worked for me!

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  The Other People

  by Gretchen956 in

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  i had someone email this to me and thought it was hilarious.

  i wonder how many other funny things there are out there like this one, from those on the outside.

  not to mention this is a hilarious twist to scripture!

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  morty

  interesting read.
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  STILL CONFUSED.....HELP...

  by morty in

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  just wondering why they are there and how do you get determinted which one you belong in.

  i am talking about..master member, emperor class, jedi master and so on........call me

  stuck on stupid but i also noticed that some numbers are higher then others but they are

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  morty

  good question sns.........maybe someone will answer this.....

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  I am going to be a Grandma!!!!

  by little witch in

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  my son and daughter in law just called and told me.

  i am so excited!!!.

  i feel funny about it though.

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  CONGRATS GRANDMA DEE!!!

  wow! That will be sooooo fun sending them home with there mom and dad.

  Drums are a good idea!

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  I Hate a Theif..!!

  by CC Ryder in

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  two weeks ago on a monday afternoon our house was broken into and we were robbed.

  the theives took all of tink's jewelry she owned and some of mine as well.

  she was wearing her wedding ring at the time but everything else is gone.

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  aaawwww......so cute little witch........my parents dog, " CHEVY" is tan with a big white patch on his belly.........I love your doggies name!

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  most gorgeous man

  by petespal2002 in

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  we've had so much of the gorgeous women, so who would be the world's most gorgeous man in your view?

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  Lutece,

  WOW! I could hang on for more then 9 seconds with that cowboy but..............I am happily married and can hang on with my husbands ride for more then that.....

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  I Hate a Theif..!!

  by CC Ryder in

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  two weeks ago on a monday afternoon our house was broken into and we were robbed.

  the theives took all of tink's jewelry she owned and some of mine as well.

  she was wearing her wedding ring at the time but everything else is gone.

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  morty

  I have to agree with little witch,

  I to own a dog.He is not a pit bull,but a german shepheard.Our dogs take alot of bs over their breed.I do believe it is the way they are raised. We keep ours in the house at night,with a camera right out on the front door,with the light beeping on at all times.The camera is a fake though! We picked it up at Radio Shack. It was the best $15.99 we ever invested in.I think it is all in how you make your house looking covered. We did have a break in when we first moved to town. (we were in the country with know problems) We were lucky enough that my husband came home and scarred the hell out of them.They ran off dropping everything at the back door.( so glad he did not get his hands on them)Thats when we got the camera.No problems since.

  I really think that you and tink would benifit with a fake camera.it is very resonable to purchase.

  oh and by the way little witch, my 60 year old parents own a pit bull.The nicest dog you would ever know.He has the big spiked collar as well.You would not want to enter the house though if Chevy did not know you.They are protective dogs.........

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  STILL CONFUSED.....HELP...

  by morty in

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  just wondering why they are there and how do you get determinted which one you belong in.

  i am talking about..master member, emperor class, jedi master and so on........call me

  stuck on stupid but i also noticed that some numbers are higher then others but they are

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  thanks vivamus..........

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  :-(

  by StinkyPantz in

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  i'm drunk.

  i'm sad.

  i hurt a friend.

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  ((((stnky)))))

  We are human and make mistakes.When your sober,apologize......We have all made them...

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