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  tattoos...did you rebel and get one?

  by morty in

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  after i left the "troof" the first thing i did was run out and get a tattoo.now ,some 18 years later i still dont regret it.i even have gotten a couple of new ones in the past couple of years......i mean not that i am covered in them,but i think if a women has them ,there is nothing wrong with that has long as they are not all over everywhere.ie...neck,face or lower arms......... i just think it is sexy on a man..( a few....not on the same areas as the women ..ie..face and neck as well.

  ) but for a women to have them all over her is not attractive....i think for a women to have a couple in a suddle place..( like for your partner to see or find.lol) is sexy as well...this girl in our town, has them covering her face and arms.i just think she looks scary......(i do also think that they must be done professionally and kept realistic.

  )...i know your not to judge a book by its cover but, this girl wonders why, parents will not let children to her house to play with her child?

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  sorry..i ment to say tastefully......damn finger fairy.........

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  Daylight-Saving Time Over

  by simplesally in

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  I love that extra hour to sleep.....but I hate the fact we are in darkness so long....I love the sun..

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  tattoos...did you rebel and get one?

  by morty in

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  after i left the "troof" the first thing i did was run out and get a tattoo.now ,some 18 years later i still dont regret it.i even have gotten a couple of new ones in the past couple of years......i mean not that i am covered in them,but i think if a women has them ,there is nothing wrong with that has long as they are not all over everywhere.ie...neck,face or lower arms......... i just think it is sexy on a man..( a few....not on the same areas as the women ..ie..face and neck as well.

  ) but for a women to have them all over her is not attractive....i think for a women to have a couple in a suddle place..( like for your partner to see or find.lol) is sexy as well...this girl in our town, has them covering her face and arms.i just think she looks scary......(i do also think that they must be done professionally and kept realistic.

  )...i know your not to judge a book by its cover but, this girl wonders why, parents will not let children to her house to play with her child?

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  Estee,

  very tasteful done........

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  tattoos...did you rebel and get one?

  by morty in

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  2. friends

  after i left the "troof" the first thing i did was run out and get a tattoo.now ,some 18 years later i still dont regret it.i even have gotten a couple of new ones in the past couple of years......i mean not that i am covered in them,but i think if a women has them ,there is nothing wrong with that has long as they are not all over everywhere.ie...neck,face or lower arms......... i just think it is sexy on a man..( a few....not on the same areas as the women ..ie..face and neck as well.

  ) but for a women to have them all over her is not attractive....i think for a women to have a couple in a suddle place..( like for your partner to see or find.lol) is sexy as well...this girl in our town, has them covering her face and arms.i just think she looks scary......(i do also think that they must be done professionally and kept realistic.

  )...i know your not to judge a book by its cover but, this girl wonders why, parents will not let children to her house to play with her child?

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  After I left the "Troof" the first thing I did was run out and get a tattoo.Now ,some 18 years later I still dont regret it.I even have gotten a couple of new ones in the past couple of years......I mean not that I am covered in them,but I think if a women has them ,there is nothing wrong with that has long as they are not all over everywhere.ie...neck,face or lower arms......... I just think it is sexy on a man..( a few....not on the same areas as the women ..ie..face and neck as well.) but for a women to have them all over her is not attractive....I think for a women to have a couple in a suddle place..( like for your partner to see or find.lol) is sexy as well...This girl in our town, has them covering her face and arms.I just think she looks scary......(I do also think that they must be done professionally and kept realistic.)...I know your not to judge a book by its cover but, this girl wonders why, parents will not let children to her house to play with her child? This child happens to be friends with my son.So when he wishs to play with him he comes to my house insted of my son going there.( this is my sons decission) I think maybe mom took it to far when she decided to design her body in these,and now she is regreting it.....your opinion on tatooing?

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  Who's Going to Toronto November 15th?

  by pettygrudger in

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  firming up plans - is the meet-up saturday night?

  (pm me with the details).

  need to make my hotel reservations, as well as others that would like to find somewhere to stay.. who's all gonna be there?

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  anyone interested in going to a hockey game while there? just a thought.....

  mortons68......pm me if interested......
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  Bomb Farting Dog at Airport Security Checkpoint

  by Elsewhere in

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  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/west_yorkshire/3213403.stm

  bomb alert over 'break-wind' dog

  a novelty toy dog which breaks wind sparked a major security alert at an american airport.

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  It is nice to know that the airports are doing their job BUTT, that would be embarssesing......know pun intented

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  Which one are you?

  by TresHappy in

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  are you a mooch or a very charming sponge?

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  I want another choice............i dont think i am none of the above.......im with most of the board.

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  anyone had the shakes before?

  by morty in

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  well it has been 3.5 days since i had a smoke...i know your probably sick of hearing about it but, i really depend on your support here.. (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((fourm))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))).

  there has to be people here that have quit.did you have the shakes just from quiting smoking?

  i have had some real long days and nights.. i have drank water, walked a million miles,chewed gum and even took up knitting to keep my hands busy but cant get over how much i am.

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  thanks for all your support guys................(((((((((((forum))))))))

  today is a little better..only had 2 coffees and 0 smokes this morning to settle the shakes down a bit.....( compared to my 2 packs of smokes a day and my 10 cups of coffee.).....I have made a doctors appointment for Monday. So hopefully he will give me some zyban. Just not sure what the combination will do to the system though...Anyone done that combo before?..Also since being on the patch,I have a awful taste in my mouth....As that happened to anyone?...I dunno, maybe it is my taste buds coming back...but if this is what food really tastes like, I should not have a problem putting wieght on,as you all know when you quit smoking you tend to pack on the pounds.....Lord knows I dont need that too......I have taken up eating sunflower seeds....The ones with the shell on.....I guess to keep my mouth and hands busy....Thanks for supporting me....I need it right now......oh yeah, and sryup.....sorry for being a smart a**,but I was not in the mood for a joke....thanks for trying to cheer me up.....

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  People You Meet At The Grocery Store

  by DakotaRed in

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  here it is 11 pm and i just returned from safeway where i went for a few quick items at 10. safeway is only a few blocks from my house.

  as i was looking at the meat counter for some good bargains, being the cheap dude i am, as well as broke, a not unattractive blonde lady walks up to me and starts in complaining about the cost of granola, saying there is no way in hell she will pay $3 for a granola bar.

  now, i have heard of women who go to stores late at night to get picked up by guys and quite honestly, always thought it was bs.

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  what ever happened to going to the store for just a loaf of bread?........lol.....

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  check this out-ROFL

  by doodle-v in

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  dunno if you've already seen this before, but its pretty funny.... just keep watching... the dorky lookin guy at the end is pretty amazing .

  http://www.henry.martinez.net/videos/1stplace.htm.

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  oh doodle.....This cheered me up so much.......I needed a good laugh...

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