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Posts by Badger
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84Awake!: Caption Time!
by Stephanus inhere's a typical awake!
cover showing the sorts of problems we have that won't be solved until 99.999% of the population die at armageddon:.
here's the cover with the text editted out to help you in your captioning quest:.
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What Would A Jehovah's Witness Romance Novel Be Like?
by minimus ini was reading in the religion page of the newspaper today that the mormons are enjoying romance novels in which descriptions of the characters' sex lives are limited to little more the first kiss--- that could happen after they are engaged to be married........any ideas of what a jw romance novel might be like?
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What is it with British accents?
by Aztec infirst, i must say they are very attractive.
i just got off of the phone with two british guys and i spent most of the time saying "what?
" they talk so fast!
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What's the greatest movie ever?
by fearnotruth22 ini saw the photodrama of creation in bethel in color.
i didnt care for it.
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Badger
Top 10:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail: My son and I can quote whole scenes.
The Usual Suspects: Good crime, great characters and suspense.
Raising Arizona: My ex and I still crack up at the word "Huggies"
Scarface: If you're a man and don't like this, turn in your testicles.
Office Space: Elsewhere thinks that Pleasantville is the perfect JW movie. I'll respectfully go with this one.
Slap Shot: "Some Grape or Orange. And none of that damned rut beer!"
Gladiator: "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"
Spinal Tap: Up to 11, indeed.
Hoosiers: God, this is inspirational. I'm gonna make my players watch before the playoffs.
Clerks: Great banter. Really catches young working-class angst.
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Is it a sin to watch the MAN show?
by Singing Man in.
oh dear god i love the man show i am sorry but i do.
and i also love to watch the juggies jump on the trampoline, thank you jusus.
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Witness band names
by seattleniceguy inlet's have it out - what are the all-time best band names for witnesses?
i'll start it out with a couple, the first of which really is a jw band in seattle....local needsbad associationsep2ajint.
sng.
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Badger
I was (briefly) in a JW band and (allegedly) played bass. i knew two chords...but our little librarian-looking lead singer underwent a phoenix style transformation when we played...she's DF'd now (another one I need to hook up with), as was the drummer. I won't spill the name of out band, but I did want to christen it:
ALTAR EGO
Some songs I'd want to release if we ever, in the words of Elwood Blues, "got the band back together":
Album: "The Harder They Knock"
Tracks:
P.O'd at the C.O.
Devil Went Down to Brooklyn
A Public Talk Chest with a Number 2 Talk Booty
Sistercide
New Light for Old Crackers
Pioneer on an Analyst's Couch
Return Visit to Breakup Street
144,000 Ways to Die(apologies to Anthrax)
Home School Prom
Back of the Hall Again
All My DF'd Friends(apologies to Hank Jr.)
Left a Tract in My Heart
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Do you remember where you were when Yellowstone erupted?
by Nathan Natas inis yellowstone worse than they say?.
yellowstone lake the u.s. geological service and the media have been super- conservative with their warnings about the yellowstone supervolcano.
but evidence is accumulating that the park is in big trouble because the vast volcanic region beneath its surface could be on a fast track to eruption.
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The dubs at "Witness World" are discussing UN involvement!!!!!
by somebodylovesme ini am a lurker on the "witness world" witnesses-only website.
they are having a discussion because someone during door-to-door service confronted them with the un letter.
they are all saying that it is "obviously made up"... but the person is planning on writing to the society to ask.
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