Let's have it out - what are the all-time best band names for Witnesses? I'll start it out with a couple, the first of which really is a JW band in Seattle....
- Local Needs
- Bad Association
- Sep2aJint
What else you got?
SNG
Witness band names
by seattleniceguy 59 Replies latest jw friends
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seattleniceguy
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doodle-v
Pornea
Nisan 14th
Blood Guilty
Da Other Sheep
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unbeliever
I shit you not 4 brothers at my old cong. called themselves "Live4Ever". Thank god they only played at get togethers because they sucked.
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drwtsn32
Preach DMC
New Dubs on the Block
Indiscreet Slave -
nilfun
Blink 24/7 (new/old light)
Jehovah's Wetness (shamelessly stolen from the title of a canoeing video)
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czarofmischief
Fluffy Wizbang
The Good Guys
Now, what I would LIKE a witness band to be called -
The Sons of Sceva
With their new album:
Myriads on Miriam
Featuring Tracks:
Arm and a Geddon Da Vida, Baby (Dontcha Know That I Agape You?)
Home But Hiding
Sheep Russellers
New Light (Bloody Flatulence Remix)
Oral Sex is Bad (Bang Your Head)
Burning Bush
The Ten Goddammits
Bate Me
The My Wife Won't Put Out and I Can't Do Anything About It Except Beat Her Bloody and Senseless Blues
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PopeOfEruke
- The EN-GEE-OH's
- APOSTATE KILLER
- Fatty "King" Eglon and his Protuding Swords
- Barak and The Tent Pegs , featuring the smash hit "She dang nailed my head to the floor with a tent-peg, but I still love her"
Pope
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seattleniceguy
Oh my goodness....some of this stuff is just inspired. Sheep Russellers! I like Indiscreet Slave, too.
How about...
- Volume 'n' Pausing
- Number 2 Talk (a punk band)
- The Purple Podium Project
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Stephanus
I hate to say it, but "Status Quo" would certainly be a good name for a Dub band, were it not taken already by the greatest band of all time...
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Nathan Natas
Sarim of the New Order
The Brooklyn God Project
Boredom & the Begats
Countin' Time