Going shopping in my slippers....
Falling out of a taxi.........
running into a huge glass french window that was the entrance to a really busy Spanish bar .....
walking into lamposts...
leaving my baby in Boots the Chemist...
having to pee after a night out and finding the only bush available was in the middle of a roundabout in a city centre...which was floodlit...
Drying my hair on the beach by flicking it around and hit my head on a rock...
Going in a car wash with the windows down...
there are many more I can't tell you ...I am a walking disaster area...