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....a group hug and 'hi' for tim horton?

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..wonder if anyone would like to help me send a hug and a 'hi' to tim; she's lovely and could do with a smile on her face at the moment...jw's can be pretty nasty when they're feeling righteous.....

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hi from Portugal

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just thought i d pop in to say hi as i ve stumbled across an internet cafe.

my phone dosnt work very well here and to those i should would have texted im sorry but i havnt been able to keep in touch.my phone will only let me reply to texts as soon as i receive them, once,then nothing.i cant innitiate contact...well, what do you expect, its a catholic country, i feel chaperoned!.

it was great to meet up with you in london.see you on the 20th.. am having a great time.and with decent wine at two pounds how could i not??

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Authentic replies put on Child Support Agency forms...

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the following are all relpies that women have put on child support agency forms in the uk in the section for listingthe absent father's details..these are all genuine and god help us...... .

1.regarding the identity of my twins, child a was fathered by jim x.i am unsure as to the identity of the father of child b.but i believe that he was concieved on the same night.. 2.i am unsure as to the identity of thr father of my child as i was being sick out of a window when i was taken unexpectedly from behind.i can provide you with a list of names of men that i think were at the party if that would help.. 3. i do not know the name of the father of my little girl,she was concieved at a party at acacia avenue where i had unprotected sex with a man i met there.. i do remember the sex was so good i fainted.if you do manage to track down the father would you send me his phone number?

4.i have never had sex with a man.i am awaiting a letter from the pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is christ risen again.. 5. i cannot tell you the name od child a's dad as he informs me that to do so wouls blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy.i am torn between doing right by you and right by my country.please advise.. 6.i do not know who the father of my child was as all sailors look the same.i can confirm that he was on a ship berthed at norfolk.. 7.so much of that night is a blur.the only thing that i remember for sure is that delia smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening.if i'd stayed at home and watched more tv rather than going to the party at miller drive , mine may have remained unfertilised.. 8.peter x is the father of child a, if you do track him down can you ask him what he did with my ac/dc cd's?.

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Woman: HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET

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hazardous materials information sheet.

element.

woman.

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My exhibition private view is tomorrow :s - wish me luck?

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im so nervous...10 of us are exhibiting at a prestigious gallery in the south.was ok but am bricking it now.its in a beautiful georgian house gallery that dickens and thackery regularily visited when it was a house...(you can vote for it on restoration programme bbc2 july 25- or it could close...arts funding crisis looming..remember....art feeds the soul and soothes the mind and is sometimes the most easily accessable social concince/voice.....).

.hope everyone turns up.should have 150-200 people ..invitations have gone out..copious amounts of wine ordered..food bought..have got waitresses sorted out and just got to hope we're well received or we'll all be in the corners drinking and bereft of all our confidence.......i've invited all my local friends most of whom are school teachers or just lovely , so they might justcounteract a friend's over critical father and another's partner who's able to flatten your confidenceat 50 paces....can you tell ive hit the winealready?

lol im throwing them all a party to celebrate the end of this course and the start of the degree next sat so if its a disaster we'll jsut drown our sorrows there...and if we sell any we're all going on holiday together... i'll post if it was a total disaster...and *newsflash* reboot's gonna wear a skirt.....

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warning......Ignored one should be in Florida by now....

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...don't for get to post some pics if you do have a pc handy..or at least tell us what you're up to....have a fantastic time..and make sure you get in training for coming in my car by going on the scariest rides lol .

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What are you listening to as you read?

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can't get over how good the new jet album get born is...there's a definate t-rex resurrection revival going on here....with a little ac/dc thrown in for good measure ..its awesome...some amazing acoustic guitar based guitar ballads too- a real ecclectic mix that hangs really well together..got to have the headphones on though as its got to be loud..now all i have to do is hope they get better before glastonbury.

what are you listening to tonight?

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do your kids ever feel morally superior to you...?......lol...

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i'm never going to live this down......i gave my daughter a talking to about drinking last week, mentioning health issues and the dangers of binge drinking as she'd been to a party and had had a few too many....we talked and she agreed to be more sensible...... fast forward to last night...i went to a friend's son's bbq for his 21st birthday..it was really hot and the wine was flowing..i started at 2pm through to around 1030..i cant actually remember .... .when it was time to leave.i tried to walk home and just.... could'nt--i seemed to walk forwards one and back three and was laughing so hard my stomach hurt and i could'nt stand up........ my friend's son offered to carry me home...wrapped up in a blanket....bless him....when he got to my door he propped me against the front of the car and i kind of folded in the middle, face down and hit my forehead on the bonnet........... ......theyve all been round to laugh at my hangover from hell.

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