Well, doo-dah, dear Metatron (peace and HAPPY NEW YEAR to you and yours!): I KNEW there was a reason I was dragging my feet about becoming a lawyer! Given the attorneys I know (including some I've come to know [of] recently, particularly in various Internet communities)... and I know quite a few, given my employment background and education... coupled with the folks I went to law school with... I just haven't been able to bring myself to pursue it as some would like me to/think I should.
Not that there's anything "wrong" with such folks (well, that does depend on who you ask) - for me, it's just the level of a lack of "tender compassion" required to BE an attorney just doesn't appeal to me (yeah, I know: some call it "objectivity", which I am highly able to exercise, hence, the jobs I normally have, but goodness, not to the nth degree!). As an attorney, I would almost HAVE to agree with the position of my client... and for me, I KNOW that would not always be possible. And no, not because the law requires you to do so (the word is that ethics are supposed to keep you from doing so if you can't/shouldn't. Yeah, right - how many of YOU know of an ethical lawyer? Okay, so you know, what, one? Maybe two? I'm sure it's less than five).
No, the reason is that you don't get to be a very successful attorney not "winning" for your client. So, you do what you have to do... including looking for/using... even creating... "loopholes"... to benefit your client. Why? Because imagine what you business would look like if word got out that you WEREN'T a "winning" attorney? (Theme to "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" plays in background... as tumbleweed rolls past...). And that's not just in criminal law (I recently came to know of a very high-powered... as in $850/hour... estate planning attorney who created a "defective" trust because that's what his high-paying client WANTED. You think he was going to turn away creating a trust, which, in this case, takes WEEKS of hours... given the value of the assets to be "protected"... at $850 an hour?? Given the number of attorneys... and therefore competition... in California?? Yeah, you go on thinking that...
On top of that, the bottom line in some states (California among them) is that you MUST protect the RIGHTS of your client... even if you think your client is wrong (in some states, California among them, you can be disbarred for revealing that your client IS guilty, DID commit that murder, once you've taken them on as a client! In that capacity, YOUR job is to protect THEIR rights... and until they're convicted, they have rights. So, you either have to make up stuff to protect your client (okay, his/her rights, yeah)... or come up with some kind of strategy to extract yourself from the case without being sanctioned by the court. Who has TIME for that?
No doubt, one (or more) of our few resident attorneys are probably going to disagree with me. Okay, feel free. But I would offer to those who are NOT attorneys: why would a successfully practicing attorney even bother with such a website (when would they have the TIME?? You don't have to be ambulatory to practice law)... and why do SO many absolutely and utterly HATE attorneys? Trust me, it's NOT jealousy.
There is a reason they wait until the second half of your third year of law school to teach "Professional Responsibility": you're now committed. You've now paid a gazillion dollars. To quit then... and not recoup SOME of your money (which being an attorney might allow you do do)... is considered ludicrous.
Again, not trying to put down attorneys, per se. Just trying to give folks who might not know (because they didn't attend law school)... and bit of an "inside" scoop. There is a reason why lawyering is not only perhaps a haven for psychopaths... but one of if not THE most hated (by non-lawyers) professions in THIS country.
Now, I haven't absolutely written such a career off entirely. I may use it in my old age - do a simply will/trust, here or there... file some UD actions/answers... some (better) paid mediation. But nothing big. I sure ain't in no rush to join the ranks just yet, though. 'Cause I still have a LITTLE bit of compassion in me. Most attorneys do not (and I said most... before house counsel starts whining). They can't. The profession really doesn't allow for it.
Just my $0.02... and thanks. I think I needed to get that out.
Peace!
A slave of Christ,
SA, just keepin' it real...