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  Window-washer is the cover of Feb 2015 WT, "How to enjoy your work!" Hahaha!!

  by EndofMysteries in

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  after all the jokes and satire on this website about jw's only being able to amount to window washers and house cleaners, the cover page of "how to enjoy your work" showing a window washer and cleaner in the back ground.

  i almost wonder if some awakened, still-in, from this site is part of the writing department or illustrations and put that in there as an inside joke for us?.

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  Lol i have to agree they are trolling us! Its pretty damn funny though. Props to them for gaving a sense of humor about it
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  Any elders out there? How to Local needs talks work?

  by Letts Party in

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  2. child-abuse

  so a local needs talk was lovingly given at our hall last week that i'm positive targeted me specifically.

  it had to do with missing meetings for work.

  they even had a demo on what we should do if our boss asks us to stay overtime on a meeting night (basically say "no" and risk losing your great job which you have no desire whatsoever to lose)... so i'm aware that there's a sort of protocol the elders follow when someone in the hall needs to work on something.

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  Just to echo, it wasnt a marking talk and very likely it wasnt directed soley at you. Local needs are often discussed by the whole body and address more than just one person. Its not worth a local needs (in the eyes of most BOE's) to address one persons lackadaisical meeting attendance. They would rather talk to you informally. That BOE probably saw it as a larger issue, your just one of many. Lose no sleep :)
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  New Star Wars movie trailer

  by poopsiecakes in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  the first trailer has been released!

  true confession - i'm kind of a geek, always loved star wars and it gave me a bit of a lady boner.

  anyone who knows the franchise is probably familiar with the character wedge antilles.

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  Prob the same stuff
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  New Star Wars movie trailer

  by poopsiecakes in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  the first trailer has been released!

  true confession - i'm kind of a geek, always loved star wars and it gave me a bit of a lady boner.

  anyone who knows the franchise is probably familiar with the character wedge antilles.

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  Yea dave prowse (darth vader) is active on FB. Hes worth following for star fans :)
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  DINOSAURS - What do Jehovah's Witnesses Believe?

  by Bloody Hotdogs! in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  as part of my deconversion catharsis, i have been building a(nother) website to highlight some of the more ridiculous jw beliefs.

  im a looong way from done, but i wanted some early feedback on one article: dinosaurs.

  http://www.jwbeliefs.com/dinosaurs/.

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  Wannabe, thats the article i was thinking of.... Older than i remebered, but i guess i am older than i care to remember
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  DINOSAURS - What do Jehovah's Witnesses Believe?

  by Bloody Hotdogs! in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  as part of my deconversion catharsis, i have been building a(nother) website to highlight some of the more ridiculous jw beliefs.

  im a looong way from done, but i wanted some early feedback on one article: dinosaurs.

  http://www.jwbeliefs.com/dinosaurs/.

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  I actually have to revise my earlier remarks.... I remembered some garbage from a few years ago at the last 'zone meeting' where a gb member reafirmed that dionsaurs were killed in the flood (link to the thread below). The caveat here us that its not in print so their feet cannot be held to the fire for it....

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/members/private/217395/1/Zone-visit
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  DINOSAURS - What do Jehovah's Witnesses Believe?

  by Bloody Hotdogs! in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  as part of my deconversion catharsis, i have been building a(nother) website to highlight some of the more ridiculous jw beliefs.

  im a looong way from done, but i wanted some early feedback on one article: dinosaurs.

  http://www.jwbeliefs.com/dinosaurs/.

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  I trust blondie to pull the appropriate referances but the last awake published early 2000's left it at "god created them, they died long before man was created and served whatever purpose the desert god intended"
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  New Star Wars movie trailer

  by poopsiecakes in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  the first trailer has been released!

  true confession - i'm kind of a geek, always loved star wars and it gave me a bit of a lady boner.

  anyone who knows the franchise is probably familiar with the character wedge antilles.

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  I always like reading darth vaders comments on facebook. he started a discussion with the following earlier today:

  Great to read your thoughts about the new Star Wars Episode VII teaser trailer. Why was the force asleep? What is going on with that lightsaber cross-guard and who is that wielding it? How practical is that ball droid? Does Han get better reception with the new dish?
  
  Whether you loved the trailer or hated it, it's Star Wars and that can only be a good thing
  
  Keep debating, keep it clean, and MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU - end quote

  i see he shares some of my reservations which makes him extra kick ass IMHO
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  New Monthly Report Suggestion!

  by The Searcher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  just an idea for the weekly g.b.

  conclave to consider - unless it's too christian for them to think about!.

  paul wrote this to the "israel of god" - galatians 6:2 " go on carrying the burdens of one another, and in this way you will fulfill the law of the christ.".

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  Its an interesting Suggestion and one touched on in CoC. There was evidently a big dust up when "commentary on james" was written over that very matter. when writting that publication it was argued that reporting if service time was counter to the spirit of the scriptures and removed emphisis from other important aspects of christian living. I agree very much however it goes contrary to the orgs big picture recruiting efforts. The real irony is that by creating closer knit congregations retention, especially of young ones, would be much higher. They are so caught up in running things they cant see the obviousness of the truth
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  So its the Elders School this Weekend.......

  by Slidin Fast in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what is the focus for this one.

  is it "well lads ring the legal department but if anything goes wrong, you are on your own.

  the cs deals with all that".

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  Londo- from the cults perspective, of course. Your results will vary