Hank wants to give you the million dollars but he had to kill someone else first so you could then kiss his rear and qualify for the money, once you leave town. And if you dont kiss his rear adter he killed someone to give you a million dollars, hes going to kick the stuff out of you. Its all really very simple....
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DIY Redemption!
by The Searcher inw85 12/1 p. 9 declared righteous "for life".
a merciful credit arrangement.
"in the scriptures, sins are likened to debts.
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What exactly is encouragement?
by naazira inwhen elders want to meet with an inactive person to encourage them, what does this really mean?
encouragement is a term thrown around by the organisation.
does this encouragement usually consist of prying into the inactive one's lifestyle?.
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Site Update: Feb 9, 2015 - Vote feedback! (likes / dislikes)
by Simon ini just pushed out an update that should now show post votes and provide some feedback when you click the like / dislike button.
the votes shows as a +5 / -2 next to the like and dislike options.. i just realize i linked the display to the ability to vote and given that the vote links are hidden on your own posts, that currently means you can't see the votes that others have given you (i'm almost wondering now if that may be for the best, lol).
expect it to change when i push the next update out.. duplicate votes won't be counted even though they may appear to update in the ui so don't bother trying to go click-crazy - every member only get's one vote on each post.. just a word of caution: i take serious people who try to game the system.
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_Morpheus
Good morning simon,
I am unable to see vote counts on my own threads or posts, i was wondering if that had been disabled or if i am experiancing a glitch?
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Do you feel bad throwing away literature?
by stuckinarut2 inso do you feel bad throwing away your old literature?.
what about your old song book or bible from your early days in the org?.
if so, is it because of sentimentality, monetary cost or because it might be 'sacred' ?.
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Yea i always feel bad.... Bad that i cant throw away more. Bad that its still being printed. Bad because its usually in my house when i find it. -
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Kissing hanks rear....
by _Morpheus ini havent seen this posted in a while and i think its really well done, so i share here now:.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdp7pkecjvq.
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Well sumerized berry -
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Kissing hanks rear....
by _Morpheus ini havent seen this posted in a while and i think its really well done, so i share here now:.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdp7pkecjvq.
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_Morpheus
Lol yea the desk of hank at the end seals the deal....
but thats the point. Somebody is always hank and starts the chain letter ;)
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Kissing hanks rear....
by _Morpheus ini havent seen this posted in a while and i think its really well done, so i share here now:.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdp7pkecjvq.
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Garrett, Hank USED to talk to people, but he dosent anymore.... Except for carl. Sometimes we kiss carls rear and he passes onto hank for us.... -
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Kissing hanks rear....
by _Morpheus ini havent seen this posted in a while and i think its really well done, so i share here now:.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdp7pkecjvq.
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Lol exactly! A billionaire philanthropist who only wants A) to give you a million dollars when you leave town or B) kick the stuffing out of you. Its pure genuis on so many levels -
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Kissing hanks rear....
by _Morpheus ini havent seen this posted in a while and i think its really well done, so i share here now:.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdp7pkecjvq.
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Thank you socrates, i wish I could take credit for finding it but it was shared with me when i was first waking up and i hope it helps others :) -
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Kissing hanks rear....
by _Morpheus ini havent seen this posted in a while and i think its really well done, so i share here now:.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdp7pkecjvq.
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_Morpheus
I havent seen this posted in a while and i think its really well done, so i share here now: