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  Thought for the Day

  by alfie in

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  "see, the problem is that god gives men a brain

  and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

  -- robin williams

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  Cough Treatment

  by alfie in

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  the owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against.

  the owner asks the clerk "what's with that guy over there by the wall?

  the clerk says "well, he came in here this morning to get something for his.

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  gunshot

  by alfie in

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  mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband earl.

  she decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

  thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

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  Ouch!!! That smarts

  by alfie in

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  >after having their 11th child, an alabama couple decided that was enough, >as they could not afford a larger bed.

  so the husband went to his >veterinarian and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more >children.

  the doctor told him that there was a procedure called a >vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

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  Examine yourselves

  by alfie in

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  hi, i just had to submit this.

  my 27 mo.

  old granddaughter and i came back to our place yesterday from our usual friday outing.

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  My apologies to all blondes

  by alfie in

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  the blonde joke to end all blonde jokes!> there was a blonde woman who.

  was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a. ransom.. she went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and.

  wrote this note.

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  I'm growing up

  by alfie in

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  hey, i just noticed, with my response to ozzie's poll, i leapfrogged to junior member.. now to most of you that's no big deal, but to someone who said they'd never be caught dead posting on any kind of board, that's an accomplishment.. ciao 4 niao!.

  alfie.

  ps the above constitutes my new signature.

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  Hey mon,dis wun goood

  by alfie in

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  > >bet you'll read it twice > > > > > >a bus stops and two jamaican men get on.they sit down and engage in an > > >animated conversation.

  > > > > > >the lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention > > is > > >galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: > > > > > >"emma come first.

  den i come.

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  Trained Lobsters

  by alfie in

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  > > > thought we could all use a chuckle!.

  > > > in a small fishing village, a newfoundlander was walking up.

  > > >the wharf carrying two - at least three pound live lobsters -.

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  cell phone call

  by alfie in

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  several men are in the locker room of a golf club, showering, getting.

  changed for the 19th hole.

  when a cell phone on a bench rings, a man picks.

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