Posts by freelife

  • Puternut
    23

    Toooo funny !!

    by Puternut in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    i was last saturday at the verizon store, getting my cell phone fixed.

    i am standing in line and waitin for the next salesperson to help me.

    out of the corner of my eye is this guy standing, shaking his head at me.

    1. franklin J
    2. calamityjane
    3. mustang
  • freelife
    freelife

    Puternut that is too funny but i tell you what if it was me i don't think I would be able to walk away from being challenged by my ex bro in law. I would have made him swing first, when there was someone to see it and then I would have kicked the $hit out of him. Good self control by you.

  • Big Tex
    65

    US, UK poles apart over breasts

    by Big Tex in
    1. social
    2. entertainment

    to be honest, i'm a leg man myself

    http://sify.com/news/fullstory.php?id=13384854.

    monday, 09 february , 2004, 22:59

    1. czarofmischief
    2. Big Tex
    3. bisous
  • freelife
    freelife

    Nudity is only wrong if you make it that way. We were all born naked I have no problem with nudity. It is bad only because of peoples attitudes about it I just don't see the big deal. Personaly I would not care if they showed each sex naked if i don't want to see it i can turn the channel. People need to be responsible for their own choices on what they see. If someone would have snapped their neck durring the Super Bowl the network would have replayed the accident over and over. If you would ask me I would rather have my child see a breast than someone having their neck broken.

  • Fe2O3Girl
    24

    What music makes you get up and dance?

    by Fe2O3Girl in
    1. social
    2. entertainment

    here's mine:.

    soul limbo / booker t & mgs.

    dreadlock holiday / 10cc.

    1. simplesally
    2. Monkey-see Monkey-do
    3. Shaft
  • freelife
    freelife

    i like to Mosh so i like Limp Bizkit, Disturbed, and Metallica

  • Pleasuredome
    11

    The phomnneail pweor of the hmuan mnid

    by Pleasuredome in
    1. social
    2. humour

    aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.

    the rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

    tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

    1. JH
    2. freelife
    3. Yerusalyim
  • freelife
    freelife

    tehy shluod wirte the Wtcahtewor tihs way

  • Elsewhere
    19

    Locking the doors durring the meetings

    by Elsewhere in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    have you ever attented meetings at a kh where they locked the doors once the meeting began?

    i've attended a few in my life.. if you're late you have to knock on the door and be recognized through the peep-hole before they will unlock the door.. they usually joke that it's like noah's ark... once the doors close you're screwed.. .

    yup... by their fruits you will know them.

    1. dannyboy
    2. Country_Woman
    3. freelife
  • freelife
    freelife

    They were locking the doors at my old hall for a while so if we were ever even close to running late my dad did not want to hassle with trying to get someone to open the doors. I loved being late.

  • minimus
    62

    If You Found A Wallet----Would You Turn It In??

    by minimus in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    would you have to think about it??

    ?

    1. orangefatcat
    2. minimus
    3. pharisee
  • freelife
    freelife

    ID or no ID? If no ID Finders keepers, ID send it back to the owner ( just hope for a good reward)

  • simplesally
    19

    Crude

    by simplesally in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    now who would want to claim this toilet in their house?

    well turns out that mess is not what it looks like.

    its oil.

    1. cruzanheart
    2. simplesally
    3. wednesday
  • freelife
    freelife

    When i was a service plumber i ran across a house with a toilet that looked like that They had shite splatters all over the walls and it looked like the bathroom had never been cleaned. These fools actually thought that i was going to fix their plumbing problem I told them to F off. Soon after i decided to just do new plumbing.

  • Steve Lowry
    19

    What was your funniest/weirdest door to door experience?

    by Steve Lowry in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    everybody's gottem.

    i know i can remember a few.

    once there this guy who came to the door who looked like a muscle man, very big and tough-guy looking and it put me off a bit.

    1. wednesday
    2. orangefatcat
    3. Sassy
  • freelife
    freelife

    I was in a hall with a large Amish area around it. When the lady at this one house opened the door up to see who it was i could smell fresh apple pie cooking. She told me that they were baking for the Flea market. When we got to talking more she opened the door up as soon as the door was all the way open three sheep came running out of the kitchen. She excused them and said they were keeping them in the house because their barn door was broken and they hadn't had a chance to fix it. I just thought to myself I don't think I am going to eat any amish made apple pies for awhile.