A simple prayer:
By Aluminutty
Jehovah:
I come before you in supplication, dear Lord, that you may find it with in your infinite power and gracious wisdom to allow the American people to see the light. Please dear Lord of lords, giver of life, creator of all that is good, please allow the weak minded, the gullible, the disenfranchised horde -- including, but not limited too: Gary Coleman, a toothless cocktail waitress from Reno, my mother-in-law, mary K, the Toledo Mud Hens, the religious right, and anyone else you wish, to wake from their self-imposed morphine drip of reality TV and ‘let the sunshine in”.
Please, Lord, you have made countless miracles manifest: you’ve parted the Red Sea for Moses, bourn Noah and his family upon the churning tumult that was the great flood, you have even allowed America to be blessedly free of David Hasselhoff these past few years………………. I know it is with in your reach, therefore, to grant this one simple request:
PLEASE ALLOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO VOTE THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION OUT OF OFFICE IN NOVEMBER OF 2004.
Thank you God.
Your humble servant in the worldly wide-eyed work.
Bob.
PS:
Could you send me a box of fresh-off-the-conveyer Crispy Cream glazed donuts, they are sooooooooooooooooooo darn yummy?