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  Penguins, anyone?

  by talesin in

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  http://mirrored.flabber.nl/bloody.pingu/.

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  973.1, but that was just the head! how disgusting.
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  I'm new to the board

  by mjl in

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  there has been a few new to board so what's one more?

  i've been reading the board for a few weeks and i'm impressed at the amount of research that goes into many of postings.

  there are two topics that really get me going, one is "607 bce".

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  hi
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  Awesome Pet Stories!!!!!!!!

  by BrendaCloutier in

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  let me introduce max.

  he's my avitar.

  his official name is maxmilian san queue (no tail - he's a manx).

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  i only ever had one pet, it was a hamster called harry. he was nice and furry and mine. but my big brother and his friends used to play catch with him and put the hoover in his cage and blow him around. harry died before he even got chance to live. i buried him 15 years ago. harry is still in his grave in the garden. the best friend i ever had.
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  You know you're NOT a JW anymore when...(add some)

  by Flindersgirl in

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  you don't automatically wake up with a headache on sunday morning.... you no longer go around (while in field service) mentally deciding what home you'll "have" after armaggedon.... every item of clothing you buy as a woman is not first assessed for its modesty value.... you no longer worry about the 144,000 watching you have sex...:).

  when on holiday you don't have to find the nearest kingdom hall asap (remember brother and sisters you are not on holiday from jehovah!!!).

  being able to laugh about having a numb ass at the assemblies from sitting and the hilarity in having to tell people that you found the meeting "uplifting" when really you were fighting sleep the whole time.... you no longer have to avoid entire sections of music stores in order to make sure you don't pick up and "demonistic" vibes from backmasked cd's.

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  you're not afraid to admit it to someone who is.....

  well said.
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  lets get the elders stoned

  by what_Truth? in

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  thinking about vallis assembly post on the other board made me think of an evil idea.

  suppose you were at an assembly eating lunch with the elder about to give the next talk (one of those two hour groaners).

  all of a sudden he leaves to use the bathroom and you have a chance to sneak an illegal narcotic of your choice into his food*.

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  What would you use?

  thallium
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  Hi everyone!

  by schne_belly in

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  well - this is my first post.

  i want to express my gratitude to all of you in jwd land for the help you provide.

  i'd be glad to relate stories, and experiences in the future, but wanted to introduce myself first.

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  hi, welcome to the forum!
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  Charles & Camilla

  by Englishman in

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  my sister in law jackie and her hubby came to visit this weekend.. .

  last month, so they told us, they went to the opera, in sheffield.

  just before the opera started a couple of security guys arrived and asked them if they would please stand so that 2 people could pass them to some vacant seats further along the row.. .

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  good luck to charles and camilla, i like prince charles and the monarchy, i don't see why people have to bag on camilla, i hope they are happy together.
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  Conversion Experiences

  by Perry in

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  when you became a jehovah's witness, what kind of conversion experience did you experience if any?

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  I was born in so no conversion, however I do remember the party line back when I was a kid was 'Make The Truth Your Own'... Sold in the context of, if you're born in, you still have to make it your own, which is I guess a type of conversion.
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  Do you capitalize the word "internet"?

  by seattleniceguy in

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  this is a total fluff thread.. technically, i think it is supposed to be capitalized because it represents the internet, the worldwide network of networks, as opposed to any old connection of networks.

  but to me, capitalizing it seems somehow...archaic, as if we're still in awe that it even exists.

  at some point, doesn't its existence become so routine that we treat it as a normal noun, like "radio"?

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  i don't really use the word 'internet' at all, i tend to refer to it in terms of 'the net' or 'online', i.e. 'i was on the net' or 'i was just doing something online'...
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  Music & Anger

  by Dragonlady76 in

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  i love music, my taste in music is very eclectic, classical, opera,techno/trance,spanish, pop, metal, rock, musicals etc.............. when i am angry my taste turns dark and i listen to marilyn manson.. what do you listen to when you are angry?.

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  angry or not.

  and to sum it up...