Well, my Avatar shows me laughing my ass off at some article in the Watchtower knowing that now I am not afraid to say that poop stinks. And my name Cheetos means that I love to eat these finger soiling messy little Sci Fi crap kernals.
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What inspired your avatar and your screen name?
by Princess Daisy Boo intell me the story behind the picture.... why is mr flipper mr flipper?
how much do you look like zappa, jk666?
and gopher - are you really a little old man?
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Has anyone seen the "Lost Compass"
by Cheetos ini found it to be a very good show, i liked it's ablity to show the disgusting attempt religion makes to control peoples lives, its real good so go see it the mormons don't like cause to a limited degree they are a control group butnothing like the witness's you will see what i mean about it's reference to religion, it made me think of the governing body of jehovah's witness's in a big way..
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I found it to be a very good show, I liked it's ablity to show the disgusting attempt religion makes to control peoples lives, its real good so go see it the Mormons don't like cause to a limited degree they are a control group butnothing like the Witness's you will see what I mean about it's reference to religion, it made me think of the governing body of Jehovah's Witness's in a big way.
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Someone In The Know Told Me About The Society's New Plans!
by minimus infrom now on, no dates will be espoused for future prophetic events!.
there will be a in-house elder arrangement that no longer depends upon the watchtower society's influence.. judicial commitees will no longer be in existence.
congregation members will have an active role in keeping the congregation clean while exercising appropriate mercy.. kingdom halls will mostly be sold and assembly halls will transmit circuit meetings by telephone, closed circuit tv, radio frequencies and by telephone every week.
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I wish for the love of Mike that they would quit refering to them selfs as "Jehovahs ORG, and the term Christian Congergation makes me sick too, it's so arrogant and self assumming, and while we are talking about this the moden day Associated Bible Students" the ones the Witness's broke away from and became a sect there after from have maintained most all of these so called changes for well over a hundred years. Now all the Witness's have do is get ouut of peoples personal lifes, the GB are mostly dim wits.
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really need some help please
by Erichhhhhhhhh inhey everyone, my name is erich and i'm 19 and i have just suffered a break up with my jehovahs witness girlfriend.
we dated for over two years and we recently broke up.
i broke up with her because she was sad that she wasn't true to her religion and i felt terrible i was keeping her from it.
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Cheetos
Wow friend don't you know there are a lot of fish in the pond move on this gal sounds like slut to me. We all have done nasty things in our life, one thing I have learned about women is this: They lie a lot! If you can laugh a lot together then that is a real good start, in the meantime just rely on Rosy Palm and her five sisters until you replace this wench cause she is treating you like smoke change, remember the fastest way to get over one women is to find another.
Sign: Captain Jack Sparrow
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My thoughts on the Nature of God
by Doug Mason inwhen we speak of the nature of god, we talk of attributes such as his infinite immutable eternal love.
what joy that should fill us with!
how that should elevate our hearts and minds!.
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Unlike what the Witness's teach,you don't have to go from door to door marking up hours and telling reporting it on paper to men and living in dread that you have some how not done enough to receive the benefit of Christ ransom sacrifice because the power of his sacrifice it goes out to all people. Its like someone handing a starving thirsty person a cup of water they can have it for free if they put forth an effort to swallow it. Jehovah even goes so far as to provide help to all those who never ever heard of his plan who are dead in the grave when he raises them to life again and even then they will only have to be willing to be reeducated in his ways under the best possible circumstances. Wow what a god.
Jehovah's Witness's take too much upon them selfs as far excluding this group or that group or this individual or that one, either certain ones mentioned in the bible or ones they personally feel in modern times will not be remembered by Jehovah and his son Christ Jesus by means of the ransom sacrifice, this outlook puts one in a very precarious position in Gods sight.
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The Word of the Day is Inculcate
by GoddessRachel ini have a word of the day emailed to me and this one brought back memories.
this is one of the words i used to tally in my notebook at assemblies and meetings to count how many times they used it in a talk (and to pass the time):.
word of the day for tuesday, january 15, 2008inculcate \in-kuhl-kayt; in-kuhl-kayt\, transitive verb:.
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RutherfordsForgiveness?
by R.Crusoe inthis intrigues me!!.
as a jw i was taught and melted into the mould of forgiveness so that i pained over seeing the reasons why wrongdoers do wrong and if they repented everything was fine!
i am an extremely forgiving and understanding person when given the opportunity to be via reasonable communication!.
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Cheetos
Oh my hell, the so called "Judge was not even a real judge, the closest he ever got to being a judge was being a constable give me a #@*&^!~ break, he was nothing more than a shyster; as the word implys he was an unethical, unscrupulous practitioner, especially of law in ways that would benefit him only.
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BIZARRE TRANSFORMATION: Russell into RUTHERFORD..beware the Judge!
by Terry inamerican cities were in turmoil by the end of the civil war.
brother had cut down brother; baptist had butchered baptist and the war cries in the name of god had echoed from the hills on both sides of the battlefield.
love of god and neighbor and puritan ideals were left bleeding at shiloh, gettysburg and bull run.
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Will Carnivorous Jehovah Establish A Vegetarian New World?
by TMS ingod jehovah has had a preoccupation, if not an obsession with meat.
although cain worked hard to produce an offering of vegetables, it was rejected because it was not meat.
priests were instructed to save certain cuts of meat for jehovah, the fatty portions.
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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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Wilma's nephew who just came back from Bethel last week gave his aunty Wilma a Christmas snow globe depicting New York City in a winter Christmas snow storm, and the elders are forming a judicial committee to discuss him doing that, and Wilma, she has been drinking heavily the past few days, I think Wilma may be having her misgivings about the governing body's way of controlling everything we think say and do, well its about time.