greenhornet

greenhornet

Joined

Posts by greenhornet

posted

27
Jokes for JWs
by Mickey mouse in
1. jw
2. friends
did you know moses wore a wig?.

.

sometimes he was seen with aaron and sometimes he wasn't..
greenhornet

Oldest car. Plymouth
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the garden of eden in a Fury.
121
WTS successfully refutes bogus UN conspiracy theory/hoax
by trthskr in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
http://jehovahsjudgment.co.uk/watchtower-un-ngo/translatable.html.

there will be more to come folks, when i'm allowed to start another topic.

cheers.. to respond to the posting below (since i can't reply right now), it's because they weren't aware of the change until then..
greenhornet

LOL I love that you tube video. Stop at 3:22 into the video i tell me what you see. Do I see leaking 55 gal drum in Paterson dump site?
123
JW FAMOUS CLICHE SAYINGS
by strymeckirules in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
what saying made it all around the country?.

the ones that were passed around, word of mouth.. for example.

"donations basis proves jehovah is behind the work!".
greenhornet

WT conductor: Yes sister Payne in the rear.
123
JW FAMOUS CLICHE SAYINGS
by strymeckirules in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
what saying made it all around the country?.

the ones that were passed around, word of mouth.. for example.

"donations basis proves jehovah is behind the work!".
greenhornet

Bring your modest bathing suit and towel.
29
Telephone Hookup if You Can't be Physically Present at the KH
by Band on the Run in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i keep coming upon references dealing with a phone hookup if you must miss a kh meeting.

in my day, if you missed, you missed and celebrated the fact.

what is the procedure for the hookup?
greenhornet

Can someone pleast post a phone # and pin so I / we can here the talks. We will make It like Ricks conferece call.
74
Two Elders just left.
by mouthy in
1. jw
2. friends
how wonderful it was... i saw two women over the road knocking on doors .

i could see they were jws...i prayed & asked they would call here... but no!!!!

the lord sent two men!!!!elders!!!!
greenhornet

Very good Grace. You gave them true Christain love. You truly planted a seed. How many Ex JWs are there then?
155
MAT 24:14 HAS BEEN FULLFILLED MP3 FROM BETHEL HEAVY
by What-A-Coincidence in
1. jw
2. friends
warning: the wtbts is becoming more cultish as evidenced in this mp3.

listener take heed.

turn on all your cult warning alarms on.. .
greenhornet

So were is this recording? All the clicks go no where. I can't seem to dig it up on google.
17
CERNE LAB IN Switzerland -- Major News
by Band on the Run in
1. jw
2. experiences
the new york times and every news shows was reporting that the particle collider in switzerland ran a test that could divulge the god factor in the fabric of the universe.

there is an official name for it that sounds like two last names combined.

particle physics is not my strong suit.. the journalists voices sounded very excited.
greenhornet

Wow, so its going be in the Awake Magazine in about 3 years with a Wathtower twist.
40
Weird JW Dreams
by MrFreeze in
1. jw
2. experiences
i think it's a given that most of us who have left, have had dreams about still being jw's or doing jw related things, even years after we left.

i had one of those last night.

it involved getting a hotel for the next district convention and then it skipped ahead to when i was attending.
greenhornet

I tell you weird dreams I always get. I am at an assembly and I can't find a bathroom. If I do there is a long line or the tolets are so bad I can't use them. I know its weird but I can't help it.
24
Bet the wtb&ts didn't see this one coming...
by OneDayillBeFree in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
nasa just announced the discovery of a new planet!

it's called kepler 22b!!!.

and here's the kicker..... .
greenhornet

Right now I don't think Wachtower cares about Kepler 228. What they did not see coming was Steven Unthank.