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  So how do I get to "attend" a zoom meeting

  by greenhornet in

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  do you have to be invited?

  is there any way of listening in on the kh meeting?

  it's been about 30 years since i have been to a kh and they would have a conference call of 4 people on the phone together because they were sick.

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  O Well I guess I have to go back to the meetings. LOL

  Thanks everyone
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  Did Anyone Have Fun With Their Field Service Reports?

  by NotFormer in

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  now that there is new light on reporting hours in field service, it's raised a few questions for me, who was never in the jws.

  did any of you ever have fun with the field service report slips, by finding creative ways of reporting time without raising suspicions in those who oversaw the collection of those slips?.

  also, can anyone upload an image of what the slips looked like, or point me to a post that gives uploaded examples of the sort of paperwork that was familiar to jws in good standing?.

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  Eventually, after I left, I found a different use for my briefcase, it was a nice leather hardcase attaché that cost me a bit over $100 back then. It is still great for fitting and discreetly transporting certain toys, and the first aid kit…

  Yep I got one also, for the sbr
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  So how do I get to "attend" a zoom meeting

  by greenhornet in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  do you have to be invited?

  is there any way of listening in on the kh meeting?

  it's been about 30 years since i have been to a kh and they would have a conference call of 4 people on the phone together because they were sick.

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  Im just curious if any YouTuber has down loaded a zoom meeting on Rumble YouTube etc?
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  So how do I get to "attend" a zoom meeting

  by greenhornet in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  do you have to be invited?

  is there any way of listening in on the kh meeting?

  it's been about 30 years since i have been to a kh and they would have a conference call of 4 people on the phone together because they were sick.

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  I thought we were to receive life's water free.
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  So how do I get to "attend" a zoom meeting

  by greenhornet in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  do you have to be invited?

  is there any way of listening in on the kh meeting?

  it's been about 30 years since i have been to a kh and they would have a conference call of 4 people on the phone together because they were sick.

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  Do you have to be invited? Is there any way of listening in on the KH meeting? It's been about 30 years since I have been to a KH and they would have a conference call of 4 people on the phone together because they were sick. I remember listening in and someone fell asleep and could hear them snore, I hung up and disconnected the call for 4 people that were listing in . So I guess zoom has replaced all that snoring LOL. So how does this zoom work?
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  A lot of bodies

  by Elena in

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  i have this memory of a gb member once saying that there would be a lot of bodies to be buried after armageddon.. does anyone else remember who said it?.

  it was probably in the last decade or so.

  ive been trying to find the video i’m sure it was on lloyd evens and all the other similar channels when it was said.. i can’t remember which gb member said it.

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  Yes , I remember my parents seeing a large flock of birds reminding us that these are the birds that will eat the dead bodies after the big A. Imagine telling this to a 10 year old, really fucked religion.
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  Baptismal Failure Rates Among JW Bible Teachers

  by Sea Breeze in

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  the 2024 data from the jw website indicates that jw teachers have an over 96% failure rate with their students : .

  2024 average bible studies each month: 7,480,146.

  2024 baptisms:296,267. number of bible studies it takes to produce one baptism : 25.25. this means that jehovah's witnesses have an over 96% failure rate with people who want to study the bible with them.

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  When your "in" they try so hard to kick you out for not following their made up rules.
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  Memorial attendance

  by Balaamsass2 in

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  curious.

  what was your local memorial attendance like tonight?

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  I don't believe it. People on zoom that don't have the wine and bread just look at it?
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  Memorial attendance

  by Balaamsass2 in

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  curious.

  what was your local memorial attendance like tonight?

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  Last time I went to the memorial it was by accident . I was in the middle of a long car trip and went to a JW family to visit overnight. It was a JW memorial night and I was caught off guard. So they gave me a white shirt and tie to put on . It was very creepy I told them I had to go use the restroom and went to my car and listened to some tunes. When the meeting was over I hung out with my friends and noticed their circuit servant was there and people were all around him like a celebrity . I just gave him a dirty look and waited in the parking lot. That was like 20 years ago. It's all bull shit to me now!
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  1/2 of the Jehovah’s witnesses have gone

  by hoser in

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  there are 1/2 of the jehovah’s witnesses that there were 30 years ago in my area.

  some have left but i think that many have died and none of their kids stayed being jehovah’s witnesses.

  7 congregations have been dissolved over the years.

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  Were am at ,there are 3 KHs in my city and all of these and the surrounding areas still have the KHs , so no change. I have no idea what the attendance is now. I left the Borg when Pagers were the big thing.