Hi rekless
Welcome to the board, sorry for you losses.
Angharad
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Freedom of speech, haha!
by rekless ina year ago i lost my wife in death...four months prior i started investigating the wtbts, quit going to the meetings passed out a few points about the society and was dfed (thank god).
there is no freedom of speech in the org.nor any outside the org.either.
i sent a letter to my daughter, i received it back as refused in capital letters.. my feance' called up and told my daughter we would like to send my grand-daughtes some money for school clothes.guess what,!?
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It sure is hard being your lord
by Jehovah_God inmy login session .
--------------------- let there be light!
:let there be light!.
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Angharad
Please please please... fix me up with Britney... or Shania...
... and can you fix it so that my wife doesn't find out ?Don't worry about the fixing it so I don't find out part, I'd know because he wouldnt be able to get the stupid grin off his face.[>:(]
BTW: if your not to busy how about me and Ewan Mcgregor
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Here's my story (I'm new here)....
by crownboy ini am a 4th generation witness (on both sides of the family) and indeed my entire family (save for the few who "fall away" in every family) are jehovah's witnesses.
my dad is an elder, my mom a regular pioneer and my two elder sisters the same.
my younger sister is 17 and still unbaptized, so therefore she is sort of a "black sheep" in our family and "spiritually weak" for not having already "taken the dip in the pool" (however, due to her overall open-minded nature, i am perhaps closest to her).
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Angharad
Hi Crownboy
Welcome to the board, I'm sure you'll find a lot of support here.
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Friendly,Outgoing,Gossipy Elder's Wives.....,
by JonnieMae inhave you noticed that elder's wives are so friendly that they get a lot of information from the other sisters and go right to their husband (congregation overseer) with the info?
it's no wonder the elders seen to know so much.
do you seem to have a simular situation in your congregation?
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Angharad
I also think the elders use their wives to makes things common knowledge. The elders, tell their wives things that they shouldn't about people in the congregation, and then suprise surprise everyone knows. Perfect gossip machine.
a lot of them will either be told things they shouldn't, or they make out they know things, because like alot of elders they like the position.
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2 Year degree for Men
by Angharad ina new two year degree is being offered at life university that many of you should be interested in: becoming a real man.
that's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn an aa degree (aa real men).
please take a moment to look over the program outline.
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Angharad
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR:
Autumn Schedule
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For ChristmasWinter Schedule
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding The Female Response to Getting In At 4a.m.
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception
EAT 100 Get A Life, Learn To Cook
ECON 001A What's Hers Is HersSpring Schedule
MEN 120 How NOT To Act Like A @*!%? When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers
ECON 001B What's Yours Is Half Hers (Must Pass ECON 001A)SECOND YEAR:
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
MEN 201 How To Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202 How To Put The Toilet Seat DownELECTIVE (See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest-You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise -Especially Naked
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1Spring Schedule
MEN 220 Omitting @&*%$#* From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging Is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays And Anniversaries Are Important 2Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking With Quiche
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping And Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mother-in-Law
MEN 232 Appear To Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say, Yes Dear
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For the Girls
by Angharad inas my dear hubby insists on posting things about women.
we can get our own back.. q. why are blonde jokes so short?
a. so men can remember them.
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Angharad
As my dear hubby insists on posting things about women. We can get our own back.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.Q. What are a woman's four favorite animals?
A. A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a Jackass to pay for it all.Q. Why do men get married?
A. So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.What did GOD say after He created man? "I can do better than this."
And just for you Simon
A programmer was crossing a road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". So he picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What's the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why wont you kiss me ?"
The programmer said, "Look, I'm a programmer, I really don't have time for a beautiful princess.. but a talking frog - now that's cool !" -
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Scan of Guardian JW/UN Article 8 Oct 2001
by Simon inthanks to anglise for sending me the scan.... .
high quality scan downloadable: http://www.intesoft.co.uk/images/20011008theguardian.zip
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Angharad
Also it is available on Watchtower Observer.
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Scan of Guardian JW/UN Article 8 Oct 2001
by Simon inthanks to anglise for sending me the scan.... .
high quality scan downloadable: http://www.intesoft.co.uk/images/20011008theguardian.zip
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Angharad
Sorry Cassiline
Simon has just left for work, but I'll tell him later when he gets home.
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Test of the Week: Are you a sex god(dess)?
by JanH ini'm amazed if nobody suggested we do the are you a sex god/goddess?
test before.
look at http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/god_switch.jsp ,do the test, and try to be honest .
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Angharad
Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your powerful nature and strong sensuality drive men crazy with desire. The Goddess Athena is your inner deity, and she guides your every move.
I always thought Athena sold posters.
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New JW Song Titles- Post 'em here!
by TR inlisa gave me the idea for this topic.. so, what are your ideas for some catchy song titles?
any genre will do.
1. i got mauled at the kingdom hall.
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Angharad
'Do as we say, not as we do' (The Elder song)