Posts by Corvin

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New-Wave JW's . . . Part III

by Corvin in

ok, i was found out and exposed once again over at the e-watchman's forum.

they sensored me and suspended my original account because they did not like the truth being thrown in their faces.

i simply got myself a new account under a new name and had some fun.

OK, I was found out and exposed once again over at the E-Watchman's forum. They sensored me and suspended my original account because they did not like the truth being thrown in their faces. I simply got myself a new account under a new name and had some fun.

I simply approached the forum with honest and direct questions that got only watered down. evasive answers.

They finally caught on after a couple of weeks and suspended my new account and even blocked my IP # so I could no longer even view the great comedy writing of ISOMAM (the psuedo-apostate) who uses so many emoticons that he must be some sort of dress-wearing closet case. (I even had to ask him if he was a dude or chick). It wasn't like I didn't leave a string of clues for those knuckle heads to follow telling them exactly who I was. They are a slow bunch to be sure.

OK, I know for a fact that they come over here snooping. Garsh, they are in double violation of their beliefs and standards. I have much to write about and I am looking forward to penning my very own little E-Watchman style essay on why New-wave JW's are as hypocritical as the WTBTS themselves . . . no, even more so.

Isomam, it was a fun run babe, but I will be back. It makes me sick that people like you are roaming the isles of the KH running microphones, giving public talks, knocking on doors and covertly feeding your crap to those who might stand a chance if they would only follow their brain and get the hell out of the org. Poeple like you have your own "agenda" . . . you are predatory and want to keep them inside so you can rape their brains just a bit more with your false reasoning and psuedo-spiritual poison. You and the E-Watchman are the evil sub-plot to the Soceity's demonic control over 6 million people. You are the wretched goaly that kicks the puck back into play when it comes your way. Watch out for me, because I am the one who is about to take you off at the spiritual kneecap. I really do take exception to your lies and deceptions so much so I could spit on you. I hate the WTBTS, but you guys . . . well you'll see . . .

I am pleased to announce that I am planning to launch my very own XJW site that will feature some of the usual "pointing out the hypocrisy of the WTBTS", as well as links to all my favorite JW sites (including this one), and will feature JW satire, but will be dedicated to tearing to shreds the E-Watchman's propoganda. It will be designed to help others who are teetering on the edge of leaving the WTBTS not to get sucked into the E-Watchman's web of deceit.

[edited to say] This site will be dedicated to all of you, who have gone through so much to gain your freedom and claim your lives back. I consider so many of you to be extended family and I so much want to include your experiences and input for my endeavor. I love you guys and I never felt so much unity from so many diverse humans. I know some of you simply do not get me, but that is ok, I think we all connect on the most important level, however.

Corvin

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I just can't believe all you people...

by DFWnonJW in

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...are still hanging out here.

so how the hell are y'all?.

ps, i've still not read the guidelines before posting.

Corvin

DFW, you seem to be well received and I don't know who you are, but I have been here long enough to catch up with you, so you have apparently been away for some time. Welcome back.

Corvin

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Apostates are very disappointing. I just found the WTS is true about them.

by reason in

your conduct, attitude, manner of speech, avatar, all of these shows what sort of hearts you people have.

i can't feel the holy spirit operating in you people.

the first time i exposed myself to apostates, i was imagining matured people, more matured than the jw's.

Corvin

I am making myself the enemy of the enemies of Jehovah. Thank you.

Well stated, Avi! Gosh darn people need to make that distinction and start breathing and enjoying life before they end up dying of old age and leaving all their estate to the damn WTBTS.

Corvin

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New-Wave JW's - Part II

by Corvin in

part i: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/12/72087/1.ashx.

the following is from the e-watchman's forum .

i get from reading some of these threads that many who know and dissaprove of the wtbts's deceptions and errors are staying in the organization and waiting in the wings, so to speak, until the organization falls into deep trouble .

Corvin

Do you want me to fly down and give you a hand knocking some sense into this Hunyadi putz

LOL, I dunno, Shotgun . . . I appreciate your offer, and you can just fly down and be a guest in my apostate home of love and Heineken . . . and we'll go hit up some Karaoke, but I think that Hunyadi putz is about the only one on E-Watchman's forum making any sense. He seems to be echoing what so many honest apostates here think and believe.

Corvin

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Newbies, Those in Doubt . . . A rant just for you . . .

by Corvin in

quote from the e-watchman's forum:

this "organization", whether or not it is in good standing in jehovah's eyes, has given us some very valuable and treasured accurate biblical knowledge.

to deny that would be unfair and perhaps throwing spiritual food back in our father's face ...

Corvin

Avi???? Did you shave your head???

Corvin

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Did WT ever compare itself to vine.

by aniron in

did the watchtower organisation ever compare it self to the vine of john 15 or similar.

Corvin

For what it's worth . . .

***
w90 8/15 p. 8 Enjoying an Intimate Relationship ***
Jesus?
Life and Ministry
Enjoying
an Intimate Relationship
FOLLOWING the memorial meal, Jesus has been encouraging his apostles with an informal heart-to-heart talk. It may be past midnight. So Jesus urges: "Get up, let us go from here." However, before they leave, Jesus, moved by his love for them, continues speaking, providing a motivating illustration.
"I am the true vine, and my Father is the cultivator," he begins. The Great Cultivator, Jehovah God, planted this symbolic vine when he anointed Jesus with holy spirit at his baptism in the fall of 29 C.E. But Jesus goes on to show that the vine symbolizes more than just him, observing:
"Every branch in me not bearing fruit he takes away, and every one bearing fruit he cleans, that it may bear more fruit. . . . Just as the branch cannot bear fruit of itself unless it remains in the vine, in the same way neither can you, unless you remain in union with me. I am the vine, you are the branches."
At Pentecost, 51 days later, the apostles and others become branches of the vine when holy spirit is poured out on them. Eventually, 144,000 persons become branches of the figurative grapevine. Along with the vine stem, Jesus Christ, these make up a symbolic vine that produces the fruits of God?s Kingdom

Apparently it is held that Jesus is the vine and the 144,000 are supposedly the branches.

Corvin

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New-Wave JW's - Part II

by Corvin in

part i: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/12/72087/1.ashx.

the following is from the e-watchman's forum .

i get from reading some of these threads that many who know and dissaprove of the wtbts's deceptions and errors are staying in the organization and waiting in the wings, so to speak, until the organization falls into deep trouble .

Corvin

Part I: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/12/72087/1.ashx

The following is from the E-Watchman's forum . . .

I get from reading some of these threads that many who know and dissaprove of the WTBTS's deceptions and errors are staying in the organization and waiting in the wings, so to speak, until the organization falls into deep trouble . . . then it will be encumbant on you to jump in and give the "lost sheep" direction.

Do I have this ideal correct? What can anyone say that might help a person like myself to understand this reasoning?

Sincerely,

Hunyadi

This Hunyadi fella is quite the master-baiter

Replies:

Hi Hunyadi, I haven't spoken with you before. Nice to meet you. Hope you are enjoying the encouragement and upbuilding here. I have seen some of your posts and perceived some of your "agony" with the present state of affairs.

The only reasoning I could think of is "Love"

I know that seems a bit a "duuuhhh" that's obvious statement, I mean it exactly as it says. Those sheep are starving now. The spiritual food they are getting has little sustenance in it. There will be very little to sustain them through the tests of faith they will undergo.
The best thing that is being undertaken is that a "place" is being prepared in the wilderness, where the woman in Rev 12 flees and is fed and also where those in Judea and Jerusalem flee.

By remaining in the organization, these brothers and sisters are not only being loyal to Jehovah, they are being loyal to his sheep. I am not thereby saying if you don't stay you are not loyal. But if you could imagine an escape route, there are people stationed all along the route, from the point being escaped from, to the point being escaped to. So some are in the organization, some are along the route, some are at the destination cooking and preparing meals for those coming in.
How would it be if there was no-one at the front of the escape route to tell those in danger "over here!" And as has been pointed out (I think by Isaiah 59:15) who are those ones likely to respond to, if not the ones who are shining as beacons through the love that they show. I am sure you will agree that no-one is going to miss ISOMAM shining there in the dark with his big heart Avatar showing the way.

Well, hopefully that might be some reasoning for this.

Much love to you my brother

Epig

Hello Hunyadi!

I have to ask most sincerely that what is so hard to understand in that thinking?

It's something that we really want to do: To strech our helping hand towards those our beloved one's that are in need for it. We want to be in the posession from where we can do that - if it is even possible - when the time comes.

Hunyadi's reply:

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"By remaining in the organization, these brothers and sisters are not only being loyal to Jehovah, they are being loyal to his sheep."
What I am about to ask is most seriously in the spirit of 1 Thessalonians 5:21-22.
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21 Make sure of all things; hold fast to what is fine. 22 Abstain from every form of wickedness.
Ok, let's say that I buy a ticket and jump on to this loving and benevolent bandwagon of "New-wave" JW's and pretend to the "congregation of [the] living God, a pillar and support of the truth (1 Timothy 3:15), pretend to my brothers and sisters, my wife and kids, that I agree with the WTBTS and everything is just peachy . . . secretly waiting for the WTBTS to seriously falter and create a mass stumbling greater than the 1975 travesty. Having the accurate knowledge that I do now have, am I not living a lie?

John 4:24 "God is a Spirit, and those worshiping him must worship with spirit and truth."

Now then, sincerely, if God is to be worshipped with "spirit and truth", and the governing body who presumes to be the F and DS is "starving" the sheep as you say, and if we must view the WTBTS similarly to the Pharisees in Jesus Day, then why are we not openly denouncing them just as Jesus did?
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*** Rbi8 1 Peter 2:21, 22 ***

In fact, to this [course] YOU were called, because even Christ suffered for YOU, leaving YOU a model for YOU to follow his steps closely. 22 He committed no sin, nor was deception found in his mouth. "
John the Baptist boldly said what needed to be said:
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"7 When he caught sight of many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to the baptism, he said to them: ?YOU offspring of vipers, who has intimated to YOU to flee from the coming wrath? 8 So then produce fruit that befits repentance; 9 and do not presume to say to yourselves, ?As a father we have Abraham.? For I say to YOU that God is able to raise up children to Abraham from these stones. 10 Already the ax is lying at the root of the trees; every tree, then, that does not produce fine fruit is to be cut down and thrown into the fire . . . "
Jesus fronts them off:
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?Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because you give the tenth of the mint and the dill and the cumin, but you have disregarded the weightier matters of the Law, namely, justice and mercy and faithfulness. These things it was binding to do, yet not to disregard the other things.??Matthew 23:23.
Neither John nor Jesus hid themselves in the wings waiting to act covertly in behalf of "the sheep". Indeed, they lead the people by standing up courageously and puplicly denouncing the religious leaders as hypocrites. The real sheep heard the truth and began following Jesus as a result, did they not? Jesus and his apostles did not wait for the people's religious system to crumble and jump in to save the day when it would be the easiest to comfort and tickle the ears of those who were lost by the religious system's demise, no, they all stood right up and proclaimed the truth and accepted the consequences.

Is what you are proposing amount to anything more than a deceptive hat trick?

I am not anguished, dear brother. I am not lost or confused, neither am I begging off from the responsibilities I have as the PO of my congregation. I look out at my dear brothers and sisters from the platform during each meeting and become a little bit sadder each time due to the knowledge I am required to withhold from them. Jesus did not permit them to remain in darkness while the corrupt religious system weighted them down. Indeed, Jesus let his light shine in the midst of that darkness.

Best Regards,

Hunyadi

PS

Isomam, just because you have emoticons, doesn't mean you have to use them. Much love to you all.

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Blacks can't speak English - Bill Cosby

by closer2fine in

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sorry if this was already posted, i did a search & didn't see it.. .

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?article_id=38565.

minority report.

Corvin

In the context of "education", the person, race or culture using such language or slang that deviates from properly used English is showing outwardly that they have little or no education. I am turned off as it is by what my gramma use to call "educated fools" posturing and blustering on the 6 oclock news and find it hard to swallow some of their bs . . . but when someone comes at me with ebonics and street slang, I am even more leary. To me, it's what the language itself represents, the culture, the anger, the lack of whatever . . .

I am the first one from my family to be born and raised in California. All my other family members are from the south, Alabama, where you were darn smart for having completed the 6th grade. When I hear some of my relatives talk, I cringe and associate their verbage with ignorance and an aversion to knowledge.

I think the Cos has made a valid point, but all races and cultures should take to heart what he said.

Corvin

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Andy Kaufman Alive, Well and BACK!

by Sirius Dogma in

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040519/234/726q1.html

andy kaufman returns after 20 years.

wed may 19, 9:00 am et.

Corvin

He doesn't look even remotely like Andy

Yeah, that's the gag. The man you see in the pics above, fanny, is wearing prosthetic make up. Andy use to get made up as this character (Tony Clifton) often for his performance art. He denied it was he performing as Tony Clifton, and then had his buddy, Bob Zmuda, appear in the same make up and do the whole Tony Clifton schtick to throw people off. They both emulated the character so exact that you could not tell which one of them was under the make up and wig, unless they were seen together like below. After Andy's death, Zmuda sometimes appeared as Tony Clifton, Andy's alter ego, just to mess with people.

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Kind Regards,

Corvin

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Going Bald?

by Puternut in

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ok, i went to get my hair cut yesterday, and i told her i wanted to do something different.

i've had it long, then colored it blonde, spiked it, and now it's short.

she said how about bald?

Corvin

The birds will love it Corvin and Puter. I have had more birds playing with my stubble than ever ran their fingers through my hair.

The birds as in "the girls"? lol I hope that's what you meant Black Sheep ol boy!