We had one elder who was always declaring that Jesus and the 144,000 were gaining immorality.
One poor fellow who's wife was pregnant with their first (unexpected and late in life), was given the part of covering an assembly talk on not having children. When he got up on the stage you could hear a pin drop. The whole congregation was watching him intently. Most had a little smile on their face. He looked out at the audience for a bit, then said, "Well! We can't send it back!" Everyone laughed then and he was then able to relax and give his talk. I probably didn't explain it well, but it was very funny.
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