I was born a poor black child. Can't you tell?
Posts by Dan-O
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Are you black or white ? ( just asking)
by vitty inplease dont take offence but ive just realised something maybe its been touched on before,.but when i was reading the thread on bil cosby i read the one off obviously secret.
now as i am a white person i assumed he was white until he stated he was black.
so when i thought about it, i imagine everyone on this site is white, does everyone who is black imagine everyone else is black, and anyone oriental imagine everyone else is oriental.
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Should Hand Held Cell Phones be Outlawed While Driving??
by minimus ini use a cell all the time.
some states want to outlaw the use of these phones while driving....got an opinion on that?
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Dan-O
Yeah, here's my opinion: fooey on the states that wanna ban them. I can juggle a cell phone, steering wheel, gear shift, coffee cup, cigarette, and Day Planner all at tthe same time. I haven't been cited for a moving violation in traffic since long before I knew what a cell phone was.
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APOSTAPETS!!!
by ohiocowboy ini thought it would be neat if we could see what each others canine, feline, avian, etc.companions look like.... .
here's my love, her name is chelsea, she is 9-1/2 years, and i have had her since she was 8 weeks old.
she is a golden lab mix, thus i affectionately call her "mutt butt" .
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Dan-O
Here's KC .. the Killer Cat. Every day or two, I find assorted beaks & feet & tails & feathers & scraps of fur on the steps outside my front door. He's brought home rabbits, squirrels, bats, birds, snakes, mice ... if he can catch it, he will eventually kill & eat it. Then he comes in to nap for a few hours.
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
by DanTheMan inhow many men does it take to open a beer?.
none, it should be opened when she brings it.. why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?.
because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.. why do women have smaller feet than men?.
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Dan-O
Mrs. O loves this one ...
What does it mean when a man is gasping for breath in bed?
It means the woman didn't hold the pillow over his face long enough.
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I want a hole! Holes are cool!
by FMZ inlol, it's childish, pathetic, lame, laughable... but... i want one!.
http://www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/hole/page1.html.
fmz
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Dan-O
Do you need TP for your bunghole?
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Cooking Ideas
by desib77 inokay, the thread on budgeting and money made me start thinking.
the thing my husband i spend the most money on is eating out.
there is one very good reason for this, i can't cook.
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Dan-O
you don't even have to cook the noodles...just use a little extra sauce
Good point, Valis! You can also take a one pound package of any dry pasta (ziti, mostaccioli, shells, or rigatoni seem to work best) & dump it into a 9 x 13 baking pan. Pour a jar of your favorite pasta sauce over it, and then refill that jar with water & add to water to the pan. Bake at 425 for 30 minutes. Sprinkle 2 cups of shredded mozzerella on top & bake for another 10-15 minutes until the pasta is tender & the cheese is bubbling.
I also like to serve Italian sausage with this. I brown the sausages in olive oil in a heavy skillet, then add bell peppers, chopped onions, muchrooms, broccoli, and minced garlic. I turn the heat down & cook until the sausages are done & the veggies are tender.
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Cooking Ideas
by desib77 inokay, the thread on budgeting and money made me start thinking.
the thing my husband i spend the most money on is eating out.
there is one very good reason for this, i can't cook.
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Dan-O
You can't get much easier than this:
INGREDIENTS:4 boneless chicken breast halves
1 1/2 cups picante sauce
3 tbsp. packed light brown sugar
1 tbsp. prepared mustard
DIRECTIONS:
PLACE chicken in 2-qt. shallow baking dish. Mix picante sauce, sugar and mustard. Pour over chicken.
BAKE at 400°F. for 20 min. or until done. Serve with rice. -
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What do you all have planned for the 4th
by kls ini will probably have a cook out with my kids and play volley ball.
what special plan's do you all have?
please have a safe and great holiday and to all that are going to be alone,i do think of you and wish you could join me, it would be my pleasure.
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Dan-O
I received a pleasant surprise last night when an old buddy of mine called. He's heading for Detroit for a family gathering & will be stopping here on the way.
Now, I've known this guy since we were in 5th grade, and we were college roomies .. he's now a Catholic priest. I plan on spending a couple of days swilling beer & swapping lies with him.
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Did Being a JW Make You a Bully VICTIM in SCHOOL?
by Smoldering Wick ini read this article in the montreal gazette that talked about a young witness kid being bullied in school.
it made me think back to all the times i was treated differently in school for being a jehovah's witness.
i grew up in a predominately mexican community and went to public school there from 1st-12th grade as a jw.
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Dan-O
punching one of the bullies before throwing him head-first against the blackboard (in the middle of a lesson!) did put a stop to it. Who says violence never works?
Bingo! We have a winner!
The only time that technique didn't work for me was when the guy I knocked over was suddenly on me with several of his buddies, forming a 'family circle'. I thought I was gonna get my ass kicked, but then I got lucky & found some backup.
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Dan-O
Thumbs up to "cold fried chicken, and Pork Skins, especially the spicy ones"! I am notorious for eating entire bags of BBQ pork skins on road trips. I thought one of my co-workers was gonna throw up from just the smell of them one time.
Anyone else here enjoy White Castle hamburgers (a.k.a. "sliders")? Another road trip indulgence for me. I can eat a whole sack of them.