WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND." NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, A NICE BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS." MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS!
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53TIME FOR ANOTHER LAUGH!
by Dansk indon't step on the ducks !!
three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
when they get there, st. peter says, "we only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!
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'My Space' hoax ends in suicide
by purplesofa inhis name was josh evans.
megan meier is fat.".
i told her it's ok. i told her that they obviously don't know her.
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Aparently the mother that helped set up the site to fool the girl who committed suicide Megan Meier, done so because her daughter and Megan had been friends at one time. I am amazed at the extent parents will go to get involved in childhood problems instead of teaching coping skills, she taught her daughter to be underhanded, and do others dirty,and lie, all the time behind a computer screen, scarey and stupid.
Megans parents are now actively working to get new laws about prtection from internet harrassment.More power to them!
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'My Space' hoax ends in suicide
by purplesofa inhis name was josh evans.
megan meier is fat.".
i told her it's ok. i told her that they obviously don't know her.
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The parents of this girl are giving an interview to Star Jones on court TV right now. The girl apparently has been misrepresented in the media, she was not according to her parents a depressed lonely person.
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Christmas Card exchange?
by bem inhas someone started a christmas card exchange list yet for this year?
we did this in the past and it was such fun to get all the great cards.. .
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Thanks for the Pm's letting me know about missing names so I can keep my records straight as well as make sure no one gets left off, enjoying this all! Don't hesitate to mention it if I miss someone.
Honesty John Doe
Free2think
PEC & Barbie Doll
Jim_Tex
Helncon
Zamora251978
Thesilence
Awake and Watching
Gretchen956
Bumblebee & Memario
AK-Jeff
Blondie
Reneeisom
alamb
BEM
Namaste
Noni1974
Dazed and confused
Lola
Purza
Crazyblondeb
Anglise
Vernon Williaims
Troubled Mind
Horrible Life
Frequent_fader_miles
Enjoying Freedom
Loruhamah
Uniformed
PoppyR
erynw
sunspot
prophecor
saoirse wordly andre Brijin Mouthy Edited to add: I forgot to add you may get a card or two from people who requested the list of addresses, but didn't want to be added to it... I ONLY gave the addresses to two that have been posting here at jwd a while and I didn't see them as a threat to anyone, there were a couple request's I didn't send the addresses to because the posters have been here for a short time & they didn't post on the thread, not meaning to censor here, just following my instincts. -
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Christmas Card exchange?
by bem inhas someone started a christmas card exchange list yet for this year?
we did this in the past and it was such fun to get all the great cards.. .
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Noni said it and I second this *sentiment to Mouthy, and the rest of you, your welcome Sheri The cards are great addition to my christmas decor, and the kids are loving them also so the cheer is spread around to more than me.
*Mouthy it is worth way more than the cost of a stamp to make you smile.
Edited to add: I just got most all of my cards mailed today, HooRay
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THE WOMEN OF JWD ARE TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
by Dansk ini got the idea for this thread unashamedly from snowbird: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/148005/1.ashx.
the women here are terrific.
obviously i'm going to miss someone out but it's not deliberate:.
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Thanks Ian I have learned much about strength, will power, love and overcoming bitterness in "life" & the parts of life that try to stop us from "being". love to you and your family.
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I offer you "A Cup of Christmas Tea"
by poppers inthis is for all of you here.
you'll have to cut and paste the url until someone makes the link active: http://www.atthewell.com/christmas/tea/
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Thanks I think what we all need to do is remember and cherish,
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You should know though! there are lots of great people at JWD
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Cold is Michigan....it is relative!
by AK - Jeff incold is a relative thing.
floridians turn on the heat.
people in michigan plant gardens.
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LOL thats funny, I had to save it for future use. We have relatives that moved here from Oregon and when we're freezing they are sweating
Oh and I see the tongue stuck emote.
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Christmas Card exchange?
by bem inhas someone started a christmas card exchange list yet for this year?
we did this in the past and it was such fun to get all the great cards.. .
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You all are so sweet to me,
Folks please don't anyone forget Mouthy, ((((((((((Grace))))))))))
I'm just bumbling along and having a blast! I got a cute PM, said here's the good way to look at this. If we send one too many cards to someone lets just think of it as making up for all the cards we didn't send/recieve over the years. Well the thought made me smile, hope the blunder didn't add too much burden on anyone. hugs to all. and best of holidays.
I went to the post office to send my cards today, well my cards for the USA and there was only one person woirking at the window and the line of people wanting to post things was backed up to the door. SO I had mercy and will wait and send my US cards tomorrow. Except Mouthys her's left today. I know they will all need extra postage.
