Posts by bem

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I want to thank you all

by mouthy in

jw
friends

i have received the most beautiful cards & pictures, poems, tea,ornaments & such lovely compliments from each & every one of you.. i was going to write those i didnt send cards to ...but there was so many ,i really couldnt.

my heart was filled as i read each & every one of them.

as you all know i lost my hubby,& 3 kids in death, one daughter to the wt & grand-children.. as i read all of them i couldnt help thinking of job---he lost lots -but regained more.

bem

Hi Grace, Here is more of a good thing

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THE Governing Body GO ELF!!!

by Mary in

jw
friends

it's amazing what you can do on the internet: http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1569807090.

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bem

Submit it as a consideration, to be published in a whos who book of jw's at least it's not subliminal

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Is there anyone else who hasnt gotten there Secret Santa???

by Es in

jw
friends

i havnt received mine yet, im just wondering how many others havnt either???

just incase mine has been registered so it can be tracked.

we have already had one bad experience this week, had to send on hubby's xbox console as it overheated and died, the post have "misplaced" it, im so glad we have it insured.. es.

bem

I haven't got mine yet.

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THE MAN RULES

by freydi in

jw
friends

finally the guys side of the story.

(please note all are #1 for a reason.

1> men are not mind readers .

bem

Good one Ian, so sofa sleeping/camping out wasn't appealing eh?? Glad Claire gave you a break seeings how you were under the influence of the apostates at jwd.

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Small dog owners...please take note

by restrangled in

jw
friends

we just had a horrible episode in our back yard.

as most of you know i have two warlock dobermans.

they are very large and powerful.

bem

I think little bitty dogs have a complex, ie. they don't know they are about the size of the big doggies head! Neither of my dogs know it and they weigh less than ten pounds between the two of them! I keep and eye on the fence to make sure *hopefully that they aren't close to digging out and no one big is digging in, six foot high fence so hoping another dog doesn't jump over! They run loose but have a heated dog house, I'll bring little miss when she comes in just to be safe and not push it.

I agree I really do not like Chows or pits, One of my cousins was severly bitten by a chow hundreds of stiches and the mom didn't even hear what was going on at the time.

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Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...

by Priest73 in

hey,.

did you guys hear what happened to the pope when he went to mount olive?.

popeye beat the snot out of him.

bem

Or this??

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday scool. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your a$$!”

… the teacher fainted!

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Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...

by Priest73 in

hey,.

did you guys hear what happened to the pope when he went to mount olive?.

popeye beat the snot out of him.

bem

So-Solly how about this one?

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” he volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to describe the incident.

“Well,” he began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

“That must’ve been scary,” said the teacher.

“It sure was!” said Johnny. “My kitty raised his back, went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say “F*ck”, the Rottweiler ate him!”

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