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  I'm an ex-dub as of tonight.

  by Pole in

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  i just want to let you know my updated status.

  today i had another elder visit.

  last time i had a call about a month ago.

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  Pole

  I wish you only good things.
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  What Old People Do For Fun

  by horrible life in

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  http://www.40plussers.com/images/whatoldpeopledoforfun.mpg

  i laugh everytime i watch this!!

  get ready, and turn up the volume!

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  Very funny

  Thanks for that

  I just downloaded it to email.
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  Positive attitude

  by xjwms in

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  failure is an event, not a person.. yesterday ended last night.

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  Thanks Blondie

  That was good.
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  Living a Lie.

  by jeeprube in

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  well i've finally done it.

  i've pulled my head out of the sand.

  please permit me to ramble a bit about myself.

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  Welcome Jeeprube

  No guilt, fault, or blame here.
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  Positive attitude

  by xjwms in

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  failure is an event, not a person.. yesterday ended last night.

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  OZ

  If at first you don't suceed, ... try a gun.
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  Positive attitude

  by xjwms in

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  failure is an event, not a person.. yesterday ended last night.

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  Failure is an event, Not A Person.

  Yesterday ended last night.
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  Caption This Photo

  by BrendaCloutier in

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  2. friends

  caption this photo!

  this is a pic of a restroom that suffered from an arson fire.

  note the toilet paper still intact!.

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  Just think about cleaning that mess up.
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  The Women And Her Three Wishes!

  by Mecurious? in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

  she went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

  the frog said to her, "if you release me from this trap, i will grant you three wishes.

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  xjwms

  Thanks for that story

  very funny.
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  3 years and counting

  by Dustin in

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  2. friends

  so i realized it was three years ago now since i left the jw's.

  it's kind of funny because since i came to this board not even one year ago yet my life has really changed.

  i have da'd, become shunned by my parents, and lost alot of "friends".

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  xjwms

  Hey Dustin:

  I know the feeling, ... four years for me.

  Heres to ya.
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  So what's your favorite JW joke?

  by TresHappy in

  1. social
  2. humour

  my favorite one is: what happens when your cross a jehovah's witness with an atheist?

  someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

  i love this joke.

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  xjwms

  My favorite one is:

  Two sisters out in the country calling on a farm. Knock and knock, no one is in the house and no one is around.

  One sister says I need to use the rest room. The other says, Well there is the "out house"!

  They both go to the out house, ... open the door and the farmer is just sitting there.

  AND SAYS: My o MY You Jehovah's Witnesses just don't miss a door ... DO YOU.?