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  Worms--Humour

  by blondie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his sunday sermon.. .

  the second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.. .

  the fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.. .

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  BARTENDER:::

  Sapphire, ... on the Rocks.!!!

  LOL, ... very funny. Thanks for one that I can tell.

  ( I am from the keep drinking class.)
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  Give a caption for........

  by ozziepost in

  1. social
  2. humour

  ...the picture on the inside cover of the song book.. come on, i know you've sniggered and made hushed comments on it!.

  so i'll start:.

  "roll up!

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  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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  Last night I dreamt I was at the ministry school

  by xjwms in

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  and they asked me to give the last talk of the school impromtooo, ... and i was looking up information.

  i used to do those, ... and it woke me up.. and i have'nt been to a regular meeting in four years.

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  Outa

  I was a "W' all night.
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  Last night I dreamt I was at the ministry school

  by xjwms in

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  and they asked me to give the last talk of the school impromtooo, ... and i was looking up information.

  i used to do those, ... and it woke me up.. and i have'nt been to a regular meeting in four years.

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  Bonezz

  You are right. nightmare.

  It felt real.
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  Male or Female

  by love2Bworldly in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i have been reading over the forum today and something hit me.

  because i don't look up everyone's histories, there are people i assumed were either male or female--partly based on their avatar and partly based on the type of comments they make.

  well guess what folks--i was shocked to find out i was wrong about a few people.. does anyone else out there decide that certain posters are male or female, and then find out they're wrong?

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  Katie

  I like that. Laydee, its so kewl
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  Last night I dreamt I was at the ministry school

  by xjwms in

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  and they asked me to give the last talk of the school impromtooo, ... and i was looking up information.

  i used to do those, ... and it woke me up.. and i have'nt been to a regular meeting in four years.

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  and they asked me to give the last talk of the school impromtooo, ... and I was looking up information

  I used to do those, ... and it woke me up.

  And I have'nt been to a regular meeting in four years.
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  Introducing my Mother.....

  by PaulJ in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  my mum has asked me to create a thread for her (basically her computer is crap, and she hasnt quite worked the site out yet) to introduce herself.

  please read her biography-.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/member/18597.ashx.

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  Welcome Tez
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  Faders: What if we transfer our records to an out of state congo

  by xjwms in

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  about 100 - 200 miles from were we live, lets say we have the records transfered to a different congo.. no one there would know us, and if we never move there, ... now what.. how would they ask, "if you want to be jw's anymore?

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  Bi-Sexual

  by misguided in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i guess my new-found freedom of personal expression is working its way down to my kids.. i came home from a crazy day at work, ate my dinner, was loading the dishwasher, when my 13-year-old son says, .

  "mom, i have something to tell you - i'm bisexual...i've been that way for a year now.

  i still can't help but have my old jw brain at work, thinking this is not okay - kind of like, i'm an apostate with a bisexual son...what will my family say?!

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  Be glad he is open with you.

  You sound like a great mother.
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  Beach Trip

  by RichieRich in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in light of all the crap going on recently, i made a few phone calls and got a beach trip going!...

  i know some of you are land locked and some have never seen an east coast beach, soi took a few pics!....

  here's a good general picture of the beach... nothing too fancy.

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  Hi Richie

  Nice pic's

  Ah yes, the east coast. I really enjoy the beach thing. I just wish I could do that more often. :(

  But, you guys look great, hav'en a good time and all.